I'm single

[schneiderguy]

Hey Schneiderguy! Is it just ladies or.... :wub:

Sorry HAL, I'd only go gay for James May or Mike Rowe.

 

[HAL9000]

Sorry HAL, I'd only go gay for James May or Mike Rowe.

I'm a lot like James May!... Similar shirts... Drink ale, etc etc.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Might as well just move back, nothing will change for you.

 

[schneiderguy]

I'm a lot like James May!... Similar shirts... Drink ale, etc etc.

Do you have hair like his?

 

[HAL9000]

Do you have hair like his?

No :'(

 

[schneiderguy]

No :'(

I'm sorry HAL you're disqualified.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Sorry HAL, I'd only go gay for James May or Mike Rowe.

What happened to Fabio? Or would that be like incest?

 

[HAL9000]

I'm sorry HAL you're disqualified.

:'( D: :'(

 

[schneiderguy]

What happened to Fabio? Or would that be like incest?

I look too much like him, it'd just be weird.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I look too much like him, it'd just be weird.

What do you think of Jeffrey Hunter? :wub:

 

[schneiderguy]

What do you think of Jeffrey Hunter? :wub:

9/10 (no homo). Could use more definition in his arms but his facial aesthetics are probably in the 99th percentile.

 

[preslove]

What happened? Did your gf's dad finally convinced her of what all of atot already knew?

 

[Dirigible]

So when is the bay area atot meetup/party at your place?

 

[schneiderguy]

So when is the bay area atot meetup/party at your place?

I don't want to hang out with you weirdos IRL

What happened? Did your gf's dad finally convinced her of what all of atot already knew?

Nothing happened, I was just reminding the womenfolk of ATOT that they can molest me anytime they want.

 

[Newbian]

Are said women required to own a male dog?

 

[schneiderguy]

Are said women required to own a male dog?

No, that's just a bonus.

Schneiderguy's standards: 9+/10 looks, 140+ IQ, atheist.

 

[preslove]

...


Nothing happened...

C'mon, don't hold out on us. Could she not handle awesomeness like this?

btw, the google image search for *naked bed guns* is somewhat entertaining.

*********NSFT*****NIPPLES on NaomiCAMPBELL&aGlock Pointed at your face****************
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrq65YQ0L1qblu6ho1_500.jpg
*********NSFT*****NIPPLES on NaomiCAMPLE&aGlock Pointed at your face****************

 

[schneiderguy]

C'mon, don't hold out on us. Could she not handle awesomeness like this?

I've never had a gf. See this thread

 

[preslove]

I've never had a gf. See this thread

You should go for this one

Didn't you make a thread about your gf's father thinking you were crazy?

btw, the google image search for *naked bed guns* is somewhat entertaining.

*********NSFT*****NIPPLES on NaomiCAMPBELL&aGlock Pointed at your face****************
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrq65YQ0L1qblu6ho1_500.jpg
*********NSFT*****NIPPLES on NaomiCAMPLE&aGlock Pointed at your face****************

But, srsly, this google image search deserves it's own thread, but not a completely new one. It should burrow into a troll thread and live within it, sort of parasite like. Kind of like how a wasp injects its young into a caterpillar.

blurrynsfw http://thumbnails.truveo.com/0023/0D/65/0D6572D255A229AE67F715_Large.jpg

 

[schneiderguy]

You should go for this one

Didn't you make a thread about your gf's father thinking you were crazy?

That was my stepdad and he still thinks I'm crazy

 

[preslove]

That was my stepdad and he still thinks I'm crazy

My mistake.

But, srsly, can I post resluts of 'naked bed guns' google image searches?

 

[xanis]

What about me schniederguy? Am I pretty enough for you? :'(

 

[UberNeuman]

We're all single - unless you're a conjoined twin...

 

[Printer Bandit]

schneiderguy, why did you stand me up? i waited for an hour.

 

[schneiderguy]

schneiderguy, why did you stand me up? i waited for an hour.

Wait...

You mean the 13 year old girl wearing the red mini skirt that's sitting next to me right now isn't you??

Fuck, no wonder she didn't want to get into my car and keeps calling me a pervert D: