I'm RICH!!!!

CalvinHobbes

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ATTENTION:
Thank you for taking the time to read this mail. My
name is Mrs. MARTHA MOJO; from Diamond rich country
district of Bombali in Northern Province of Sierra
Leone. I am the widow of the Late Mr. PAUL MOJO, the
managing director of Sierra Leone diamond mining
co-operation. I am currently living in a refugee
center in London, UK.
My family and I have been unfortunate to find
ourselves caught up in a very difficult situation in
London. I know you will be surprise to receive this
message, but it is of utmost importance to me and my
family. I got your contact through my research on the
internet for a trust worthy person. Anyway, I am about
to entrust my destiny and the destiny of my whole
dependants on your shoulder if you can help us, it
will also be of immense benefit to you too.
This transaction demands utmost trust, honesty,
integrity and most important, secrecy. It is only
through the above that my family and I will be assured
of our security.
This regrettable situation led to the killing of my
husband and only daughter and the displacement of my
family.
During the brutal civil war in my country Sierra
Leone, my late husband of blessed memory was brutally
murdered by the rebels led by Mr. Foday Sankoh, he was
murdered with my only daughter (Nina). But my two sons
(Sanchest & Daniel) and I managed to escape to UK, through
the help of the International Rescue Committee (IRC).
But before my late husband's death, he drew my
attention to a box containing about twelve million US
dollars ($17 Million) which he smuggled out at the
start of the war to a security company in Spain,
Europe. (The security company does not know the real
contents of the box. He registered it in the name of
my son SANCHEST MOJO as family art and monuments) He
also gave me the certificate of deposit and receipt
issued to him by the security company, which I still
have in my possession.
The problem I have is that as a refugee, the
immigration law does not allow us to open or hold
operate bank account in London and I do not want to
seek the assistance of just anybody for fear of being
duped or defraud of our only livelihood, I have sold
almost all my jewelries to keep body and soul
together, hence the British Government is not really
taking care of us.
What is required of you is to give us your full name
and contact address so that I can secure a Power of
Attorney in your favor that would enable you contact
the security company as the beneficiary of the box.
You can then transfer the funds to your bank account
after the box must have been released to you. In
order to make it worth your while, we will give you a
part of the money. We have also map out 5% of the
principal sum for any expenses that you may incurred
during the transaction process including traveling
expenses, we intend to invest the remaining part of
the money on your advice in any viable business
ventures in your country, you may even act as our
financial adviser if you are so disposed.
If you want to help, you can contact my son Sanchest
Mojo who recent got a job in one of the local firms
in London on this email address
(xxx@xxx.com). I
am looking forward to your immediate response, as I
believe that destiny has brought us together.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Martha Mojo
 

Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Haha...I get it!! This is one of those scams and you cleverly posted it for us so we'd think you'd won money or something!! Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? :)
 

Zysoclaplem

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Sep 26, 2003
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Good Ol' Martha Mojo. A good friend, and a great lover.
She never told me she was married. But Mr. Foday Sankoh...he is an animal in bed.
The British Government could go down on me all night then serve me sweet loving for breakfast the next morning....
 

NikPreviousAcct

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Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Fausto
Haha...I get it!! This is one of those scams and you cleverly posted it for us so we'd think you'd won money or something!! Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? :)

:laugh:
 

rudder

Lifer
Nov 9, 2000
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Wow thats an interesting email. I am glad you posted it here, now I won't fall for that scam.
 

DeeKnow

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> But before my late husband's death, he drew my
> attention to a box containing about twelve million US
> dollars ($17 Million) which he smuggled out at the
> start of the war to a security company in Spain,

she just makes millions with her typos alone... damn she's kewl!
 

SofaKing

Banned
Nov 29, 2004
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THIS IS A SCAM...i have received multiple e-mails. it's dubbed the "nigerian scam" DON'T DO IT, they only do this to get your bank account and social security info...don't be sofakingwetoddid
 

SofaKing

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Nov 29, 2004
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Here are three I received:


The first:

The Netherlands.

07/10/04.


Dear Partner,

You may be suprised to received this letter from me since you do not know
me personally.

I am Zokolu Zabuanga the first son of Kuanzo Zabuanga ,the most popular
farmer in zimbabwe who was murdered in the land dispute in my country.I got
your contact through network online hence deceided to write you.

Before the death of my father he had taken me to johannesburg to deposite
the sum of 12.000000.00 dollars (twelve million dollars)in one of the
private security company in South Africa, as he foresaw the looming danger
in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box as gemstones to avoid much
dumorrage from the security company, this amount was meant for the purchase
of new machines and chemicals for farms and establishment of new farms in
Swaziland.

This land problem came when Zimbabwean president.Mr Robert Mugabe introduced

a new land act reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some black

farmers,and this resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabweean war
veterans and some lunatics in the society.

Infact a lot of people were killed because of this land reform act for which

my father was one of the victims and may his soul rest in perfect peace.

It is against this background that i and my family fled Zimbabwe for fear of

our lives and are currently staying in the Nederlands where i am seeking for

asylum and moreso have deceided to trasfer my father's money to a more
reliable foreign account since the law of the Nederlands prohibits a refugee

(asylum seeker) to open a bank account or to involve in any financial
transaction throughout the territorial zone of the Nederlands,as the eldelst

son of my father,I am saddled with the responsibilt of seeking a genuine
foreign account where this money could be transferd without the knowledge of

my goverment who are bent on taking everything we have got.

The south African government seems to be playing along with them,i am faced
with the dilemma of moving this amount of money out of South Africa for fear

of going through the same experience in future,both countries have similar
political history and as a business man i am seeking for a partner who i
have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands,i must let you
know that this transcation is risk free,if you accept to assit me and my
family,all i want you to do for me is to make arrangements with security
company to clear the consignment (funds)from their afilate office here in
the Nederlands as i have already giving dirctives for the consignments to be

brought to the Nederlands from South Africa but before then all modalities
will be put in place like the change of ownership to the consignment
(funds)and more importantly this money i intend to use for investments.



I have two options for you,firstly you can choose to have certain percentage

of the money for nominating your account for this transaction ,or you can go

into partnership with me for a proper profitable investment of the money in
your country,which ever the option you want please feel free to notify me,i
have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kind of expences incurred in
this process of this transaction.



If you do not prefer a partnership i am willing to give you 15% of the total

sum while the remaning 80% will be for me and my family also for the
investment in your country.Contact me with the above email address while i
implore you to maintain the absolute secrecy required in this transaction
till we put claims to the consignment (funds).


Thanking you,and GOD bless you.

Your's Truely ,

Zokolu Zabuanga

THE SECOND.

DEAR SIR,

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.

I BELIEVE YOU ARE GOD FEARING AND RESPONSIBLE TRUST WORTHY PERSON THAT I CAN DO BUSINESS WITH AND BY MATTER OF TRUST I MUST NOT HESITATE TO OFFER YOU THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS.

I AM MR.PASCAL KABAL, THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE GEN.JOHN
KABAL, MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY GOLD AND DIAMOND DEALER BASED IN FREE TOWN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF SERRA LEONEBEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS A BUSINESS DEAL.WHILE MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 2000, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH NOVEMBER 2002 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN DAKAR SENEGAL. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BED SIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE DEPOSITED HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY WITH A SECURITY FINANCE COMPANY US$10,800.000 (TEN MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND DE CLEARED IT AS FAMILY TREASURE LEFT WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN DAKAR SENEGAL FOR SAFE KEEPING HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY CHILD AS THE NEXT OF KIN DURING THE TIME HE DEPOSITED THE FUND AS FAMILY TREASURE.
HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, AND THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY FOR INVESTMENT.I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.

1) TO SERVE AS GUARDIAN TO ME.
2) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR
COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY.MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTAL FUND AND ALSO 10% AS MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT /INPUT AFTER THE MONEY IS SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER TO YOUR POSITION.

FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME ANTICIPATING HEARING FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
BEST REGARDS.
MR,PASCAL KABAL

The THIRD:
FROM:MRS ANN WILLIAMS.
PLOT 102 RUE 12 KOUMASSI 32
ABIDJAN COTE D' IVOIRE
E-MAIL:annwilliams2@jumpy.it


Dear one,

It's my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I and my
Son,intend
to establish in your country.

Though I have not met with you before but I believe,one has to risk
confiding
in someone to
succeed sometimes in life.

There is this huge amount of Eigtheen million U.S
dollars($18,000,000.00)
which my late Husband kept for us in a security storage house here in
Abidjan
before he was assasinated by unknow persons.Now me and my son decided
to
invest these money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside
Africa
for security and political reasons.We want you to help us to transfer
this
fund to your country for investment purposes on the followings below:

1). Telecommunication
2). Automobile manufacturing
3). Five star hotel

If you you can be of an assistance to us we will be pleased to offer to
you 20% Of the total fund.

I await your soonest response.

Extend my warmest regards to your entire family.

Thank you and God bless you.
Sincerely,
MRS ANN WILLIAMS.

hope you now know that this is a scam...