I'm ready to kill

[Mayne]

bye

 

[IronWing]

glug glug> you happy now?

It's sterile and I guess you must like the taste.

 

[Mayne]

go to hell.

 

[natto fire]

Yeah, no one has ever attention whored on the internet by feigning suicide. We should take you seriously because you are so original to sign up to this forum today and then bitch about how hard your life is...

 

[Mixolydian]

casserole.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Nachos.

 

[Corn]

Butter.

 

[brianmanahan]

i'm ready to end it all.

... a ban? :gasp:

 

[brianmanahan]

I live with 4 woman

that sounds awesome

 

[brianmanahan]

 

[SKORPI0]

glug glug> you happy now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM&list=RDy6Sxv-sUYtM#t=0

 

[kage69]

I don't think you are. People who are don't announce it, or use the term flippantly. Unless you're a kid anyway.

OP in case you haven't noticed, this is probably not the best forum to throw yourself a pity party, emo doesn't float well here.

If you are seriously in such dire need of emotional support and/or counseling than man the fuck up and get some help from a professional touts suite. You're not going to accomplish jack here except rub salt into the wounds you seem intent on making others believe you have.

Just my $0.02, in the event you aren't a troll

 

[Markbnj]

Did this forum suddenly become popular in East Stupidia, or something?

 

[brianmanahan]

Did this forum suddenly become popular in East Stupidia, or something?

i know right?

this post is a 3/10, tops

 

[TheSlamma]

i'm pretty fucking sad here guys..don't be dinks.

Dual Income No Kids

Sorry man can't help it

 

[Demoralized]

Stop posting how much you're dying here and prove it. Fucking troll.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Sorry op, but you need at least lifer status and a join date no later than 2002 for people to care, as has been demonstrated on this forum previously.

 

[Paladin3]

First World Angst <---- Thou hast it.

Now, knock it off! People with real problems bitch less than you do.

 

[sandorski]

Daddy bought me the Aston Martin DB9 with Yellow Interior accents when I explicitly said I wanted Red!!

fml :'''(

 

[Markbnj]

Sorry op, but you need at least lifer status and a join date no later than 2002 for people to care, as has been demonstrated on this forum previously.

I can't believe you missed it by two years, man. Sucks. But I don't care.

 

[IronWing]

go to hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUFQ2ECfPOw

 

[Bubbleawsome]

i know right?

this post is a 3/10, tops

0/10 tops.

Did this forum suddenly become popular in East Stupidia, or something?

I think we got West Stupidia and Central Stupidia too.

 

[mikeford]

Maybe the OP doesn't understand that OFF TOPIC isn't about offing yourself?

 

[John Connor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc

Better?

New music sucks dick!

 

[MongGrel]

would be a pretty short bunch of threads.