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I'm pretty sure my pond is full of frogs.

ahenkel

ahenkel

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It's really loud outside they're louder than the volume on my computer

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Just for reference pond circled in red.
 
those frogs are jizzing and squirting their eggs in your pool. call the cops.


...or you could wank into the water hoping for some human-frog hybrid, that's the way it works right?
 
PottedMeat said:
those frogs are jizzing and squirting their eggs in your pool. call the cops.


...or you could wank into the water hoping for some human-frog hybrid, that's the way it works right?
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Only as long as you introduce some of your own dna to that pool.
 
ahenkel said:
I tried that but something out there made them into zombie hookers. It was a pain dealing with zombies that wanted to eat your brain then charge you for the pleasure.
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Just tie them up and become a pimp, promote it as a bondage themed whore house. It is all a win win, lets break it down.

Dead hooker bodies kill the frogs, the hookers become zombie hookers, you tie them up and pimp them out making money and they don't get a cut. I'm not seeing any downsides here.

If you are worried about the actual tying of the hookers up, just hire some hillbillies and say the hookers are feisty.
 
KaOTiK said:
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If you are worried about the actual tying of the hookers up, just hire some hillbillies and say the hookers are feisty.
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Low-pitched, or high-pitched?
Bullfrogs or spring peepers; probably the latter.


Funny thing about these animal calls - it really amounts to a bunch of males yelling to the world, "I'M HORNY!!!"
 
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Jeff7 said:
Low-pitched, or high-pitched?
Bullfrogs or spring peepers; probably the latter.


Funny thing about these animal calls - it really amounts to a bunch of males yelling to the world, "I'M HORNY!!!"
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its higher pitched and fast. I'm sure its not bullfrogs.
 
I'm pretty sure none would be the right lighting in this case. It might be a problem though when a customer complains when one of the zombie hookers boobs fall off.

Oh and this thread is now about Zombie Hooker Brothels.
 
ahenkel said:
I'm pretty sure none would be the right lighting in this case. It might be a problem though when a customer complains when one of the zombie hookers boobs fall off.

Oh and this thread is now about Zombie Hooker Brothels.
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See, this is where another win for you will come into play. You tell them they been infected being in the same room with the zombie hookers and you need to give them the vaccine. So you just poison them and kill them getting all their money. Then you hack their bodies up and feed them to your zombie hookers.

No evidence left behind, you get money, zombie hookers get fed. Win win
 
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