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I'm pretty drunk right now

Root beer and Maker's Mark. So adolescent!

It takes four times as long to type anything, but I must retain my impeccable spelling for the erudite.
 
Mixed bourbon with root beer? That's strange.

I used to drink lots of single malt. Then I realized I can't afford them. I bought myself a nice 1 litre of Jack. I like it- cheap & more than decent enough. Very enjoyable neat and flexible to have Jack & Coke.
 
Root beer and Maker's Mark. So adolescent!

It takes four times as long to type anything, but I must retain my impeccable spelling for the erudite.

You better hope your wife/girlfriend/sex slave don't have a strap on hidden around there for later on.

And you need cream soda or 7 Up and not root beer for a mixer, ugh, who drinks that swill? The only time I have a hankering for that foamy barf is if I'm eating pizza someplace. It's a holdover from my childhood, I guess.
 
Mixed bourbon with root beer? That's strange.

I used to drink lots of single malt. Then I realized I can't afford them. I bought myself a nice 1 litre of Jack. I like it- cheap & more than decent enough. Very enjoyable neat and flexible to have Jack & Coke.

I like Talisker and Lagavulin. :thumbsup:

The Maker's Mark was a gift.
 
You better hope your wife/girlfriend/sex slave don't have a strap on hidden around there for later on.

And you need cream soda or 7 Up and not root beer for a mixer, ugh, who drinks that swill? The only time I have a hankering for that foamy barf is if I'm eating pizza someplace. It's a holdover from my childhood, I guess.

I just started drinking root beer because I had a Viennese friend over and it was a special treat because apparently root beer is a thing that's unique to America. But yeah, both of those things are something a 20-year-old would drink.

I don't do cream soda or 7-up.
 
The first rule of any self-respecting man getting drunk is

Never leave written record to serve as proof of drunkenness for all to see for the rest of time
 
The first rule of any self-respecting man getting drunk is

Never leave written record to serve as proof of drunkenness for all to see for the rest of time

BS. Anyone who has a problem with occasionally getting totally blotto for good reason is either too young to have any real world experience or, never been within spitting distance of hell. Of course, if you're just getting drunk to get drunk, you should probably go play on the highway.
 
Still, that's a like sacrilege 😛

Adolescent would be something like Southern Comfort and Mountain Dew in a two liter bottle with a JD and Coke in a two Liter.

Least was in my day.

Southern Comfort is pretty good. Tastes like candy. Jack makes me sick.
 
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