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[OpenThirdEye]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
The plane takes off.

Better Nate than lever.

Best summary evar!

 

[pravi333]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Arcadio
what are some things I need to know?

Here are the basics...

Everyone here make at least $300k a year and has a car worth at least $100k that tops out at 200mph.

Everyone is in tip top shape and has competed in the Mr Universe contest at least once. Anyone who is a couple of pounds over the average is fat and obviously eats all the wrong things and doesn't exercise.

They have no sympothy toward abuse of pets or farm animals.

They were all english majors in college and will correct your grammar at the drop of a hat. They all eventually graduated with a PhD at one of the most prestigous universities in the world. (Please ohhh please, correct my grammar! I'd love for you to waste your time correcting me.)

They all own million dollar homes in the best neighborhoods and have 0% mortgage rates.

Everyone here has instant knowledge of the current events on the news and if you delay 30 seconds in posting it, you will be berated with "REPOST!" replies.


Well, that is all I can think of at the moment. I'm going to the bank to count my money, in my Ferrari. They I'm going to get a copy of my PhD via my Leer jet at a unnamed prestigous university. On the way back in my Ferrari, I'm going to hit a dog with my car and get out to yell at the dying animal because it ran out in front of me and dented my car. Then I'm going back to my house in beverly hills and post REPOST replies on my $20k computer.

Have a good one.

LEAVE THIS PLACE! LEAVE BEFORE IT SUCKS YOU IN!

that made me laugh so hard, everyone here is staring at me with a odd look on there face.

But whatever ^^^ said is almost true.

 

[FeuerFrei]

There are maybe half a dozen women that post here with any regularity. But maybe you didn't need to know that. Just say'n.

 

[Bill Brasky]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
The plane takes off.

Better Nate than lever.

.99999999999 = 1 and most beef is decidedly not alternator sized.

 

[darkxshade]

The plane takes off...

or not.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Arcadio
what are some things I need to know?

Here are the basics...

Everyone here make at least $300k a year and has a car worth at least $100k that tops out at 200mph.

Everyone is in tip top shape and has competed in the Mr Universe contest at least once. Anyone who is a couple of pounds over the average is fat and obviously eats all the wrong things and doesn't exercise.

They have no sympothy toward abuse of pets or farm animals.

They were all english majors in college and will correct your grammar at the drop of a hat. They all eventually graduated with a PhD at one of the most prestigous universities in the world. (Please ohhh please, correct my grammar! I'd love for you to waste your time correcting me.)

They all own million dollar homes in the best neighborhoods and have 0% mortgage rates.

Everyone here has instant knowledge of the current events on the news and if you delay 30 seconds in posting it, you will be berated with "REPOST!" replies.


Well, that is all I can think of at the moment. I'm going to the bank to count my money, in my Ferrari. They I'm going to get a copy of my PhD via my Leer jet at a unnamed prestigous university. On the way back in my Ferrari, I'm going to hit a dog with my car and get out to yell at the dying animal because it ran out in front of me and dented my car. Then I'm going back to my house in beverly hills and post REPOST replies on my $20k computer.

Have a good one.

LEAVE THIS PLACE! LEAVE BEFORE IT SUCKS YOU IN!

you forgot about the supermodel girlfriends

 

[jersiq]

Do not, under any circumstances ever, offer to pay someone to do your homework in a post.
And for the grammar, just do } what I do: throw in some random punctuation, and no one will ! be, the wiser\

 

[aplefka]

Every Wednesday at 11:20 AM people post provocative pictures of their SOs. If you don't have one you must find a picture to post of a hawt female.

 

[Fritzo]

This whole forum is a herpes support group. Welcome aboard! How did you catch yours?

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
This whole forum is a herpes support group. Welcome aboard! How did you catch yours?

And Fritzo is the Captain of the SS Valtrex.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Jhill
You have to watch this before you can post anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9q2jNjOPdk

I'm disappointed that isn't a Rick Roll. :|

Wow, yeah, me too. I didn't even click it at first, I just laughed assuming it was a Rick Roll. What a letdown.

KT

fine, I shall oblige you

http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Arcadio
what are some things I need to know?

Here are the basics...

Everyone here make at least $300k a year and has a car worth at least $100k that tops out at 200mph.

Everyone is in tip top shape and has competed in the Mr Universe contest at least once. Anyone who is a couple of pounds over the average is fat and obviously eats all the wrong things and doesn't exercise.

They have no sympothy toward abuse of pets or farm animals.

They were all english majors in college and will correct your grammar at the drop of a hat. They all eventually graduated with a PhD at one of the most prestigous universities in the world. (Please ohhh please, correct my grammar! I'd love for you to waste your time correcting me.)

They all own million dollar homes in the best neighborhoods and have 0% mortgage rates.

Everyone here has instant knowledge of the current events on the news and if you delay 30 seconds in posting it, you will be berated with "REPOST!" replies.


Well, that is all I can think of at the moment. I'm going to the bank to count my money, in my Ferrari. They I'm going to get a copy of my PhD via my Leer jet at a unnamed prestigous university. On the way back in my Ferrari, I'm going to hit a dog with my car and get out to yell at the dying animal because it ran out in front of me and dented my car. Then I'm going back to my house in beverly hills and post REPOST replies on my $20k computer.

Have a good one.

LEAVE THIS PLACE! LEAVE BEFORE IT SUCKS YOU IN!

How much money do you keep in the Ferrari?

rich people don't carry cash...

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Fritzo
This whole forum is a herpes support group. Welcome aboard! How did you catch yours?

And Fritzo is the Captain of the SS Valtrex.

:music: Come Aboard. We're expecting you.......!
The LOOOVVEE BOOOAAAATTTT....soon will be making another run .... :music:

 

[legoman666]

all cops are corrupt asshats who will ticket you at the slightest provocation. And tickets are never the driver's fault, but a case of a police officer on a power trip.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Jhill
You have to watch this before you can post anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9q2jNjOPdk

I'm disappointed that isn't a Rick Roll. :|[/quote]



This one's as good or better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...WN6UyE&feature=related

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Arcadio
what are some things I need to know?

Here are the basics...

Everyone here make at least $300k a year and has a car worth at least $100k that tops out at 200mph.

Everyone is in tip top shape and has competed in the Mr Universe contest at least once. Anyone who is a couple of pounds over the average is fat and obviously eats all the wrong things and doesn't exercise.

They have no sympothy toward abuse of pets or farm animals.

They were all english majors in college and will correct your grammar at the drop of a hat. They all eventually graduated with a PhD at one of the most prestigous universities in the world. (Please ohhh please, correct my grammar! I'd love for you to waste your time correcting me.)

They all own million dollar homes in the best neighborhoods and have 0% mortgage rates.

Everyone here has instant knowledge of the current events on the news and if you delay 30 seconds in posting it, you will be berated with "REPOST!" replies.


Well, that is all I can think of at the moment. I'm going to the bank to count my money, in my Ferrari. They I'm going to get a copy of my PhD via my Leer jet at a unnamed prestigous university. On the way back in my Ferrari, I'm going to hit a dog with my car and get out to yell at the dying animal because it ran out in front of me and dented my car. Then I'm going back to my house in beverly hills and post REPOST replies on my $20k computer.

Have a good one.

LEAVE THIS PLACE! LEAVE BEFORE IT SUCKS YOU IN!

How much money do you keep in the Ferrari?

rich people don't carry cash...

He implied that his grammar was perfect...

 

[Jugernot]

No, I implied that it would be a waste of your time to correct my grammar because I could care less!



Gotcha, I know it's "couldn't care less", I just had to throw that one in there because it's gets under so many people's skin.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
1. the best place to buy bulk beef is online

2. pickles are made of cucumbers

3. :camera:'s?

Originally posted by: manowar821
P&N eats souls.

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
I'll be serious.

1. If you are starting a thread, 90% of us are busy making witty responses, where 10% will be actually helpful. Some will make unnecessary personal attacks, some will try to hijack your thread. Don't take it personally though. We're just fucking retarded like that.

2. If you post ANYTHING regarding your applicable sister, female friend or GF, a picture is ALWAYS required.

Originally posted by: Injury
You changed from the black man avatar, so you're pretty much good to go.

This pretty much covers it

 

[Ns1]

OHHAI

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Ns1
OHHAI

Isn't that in Hawaii?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: Arcadio
what are some things I need to know?

Here are the basics...

Everyone here make at least $300k a year and has a car worth at least $100k that tops out at 200mph.

Everyone is in tip top shape and has competed in the Mr Universe contest at least once. Anyone who is a couple of pounds over the average is fat and obviously eats all the wrong things and doesn't exercise.

They have no sympothy toward abuse of pets or farm animals.

They were all english majors in college and will correct your grammar at the drop of a hat. They all eventually graduated with a PhD at one of the most prestigous universities in the world. (Please ohhh please, correct my grammar! I'd love for you to waste your time correcting me.)

They all own million dollar homes in the best neighborhoods and have 0% mortgage rates.

Everyone here has instant knowledge of the current events on the news and if you delay 30 seconds in posting it, you will be berated with "REPOST!" replies.


Well, that is all I can think of at the moment. I'm going to the bank to count my money, in my Ferrari. They I'm going to get a copy of my PhD via my Leer jet at a unnamed prestigous university. On the way back in my Ferrari, I'm going to hit a dog with my car and get out to yell at the dying animal because it ran out in front of me and dented my car. Then I'm going back to my house in beverly hills and post REPOST replies on my $20k computer.

Have a good one.

LEAVE THIS PLACE! LEAVE BEFORE IT SUCKS YOU IN!

shens. lack of hot wife = FAIL

 

[Leros]

Everybody on ATOT is a doctor, so you can cancel your health insurance now. Just ask us to diagnose you.

Also, if your house catches on fire, you get shot, or any other emergency, the first thing you should do is post on ATOT. We will take care of you.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: legoman666
all cops are corrupt asshats who will ticket you at the slightest provocation. And tickets are never the driver's fault, but a case of a police officer on a power trip.

NICE! I can't believe I forgot about that one.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: moshquerade
it's about what we need to know.

a/s/l ?

27/m/nyc

pic?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Jhill
You have to watch this before you can post anymore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9q2jNjOPdk

I'm disappointed that isn't a Rick Roll. :|

Wow, yeah, me too. I didn't even click it at first, I just laughed assuming it was a Rick Roll. What a letdown.

KT

fine, I shall oblige you

http://www.yougotrickrolled.com/

I'm so tempted.....