I'm looking at forming a deranged sex cult, who is with me?

[illusion88]

We could have fliers, and posters and girls and all sorts of good stuff. I'm really thinking about getting this thing rolling. Hell if it picks up enough steam, we could be bigger then Jesus! Think about it! So come on girls (and guys)! The first five people to join from this board are going to be top commanders. ITs a lot of responsibility, so remember that. Just an FYI, we will not be cloning any babies, nor will every women have to have sex with me.

 

[Gyrene]

 

[iwearnosox]

Contact LordJezo, he likes you long time.

 

[SpiderX]

Sure. I'm in. Do we get to sacrifice babies?

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: SpiderX
Sure. I'm in. Do we get to sacrifice babies?

done deal. As long as they are first borns, we dont want anything "tainted".

 

[iwearnosox]

The mods have an idiot-sacrificing cult, they'll be pleased to see they've snared a couple new ones!

 

[ElFenix]

i'm in. 1 rule tho. no dudes.

 

[AreaCode707]

*finds this amusing*

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Will there be a "hot chicks room"?

If so, will it be well stocked?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: HotChic
*finds this amusing*

an outsider has learned of our cult! quick, stash the illegal weapons!

 

[JimRaynor]

I'm in. 1 rule tho, only dudes.

 

[NathanBWF]

will there be beer...?

 

[jyates]

One that made me smile but I really doubt you get "bigger"
than Jesus with this one

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: jyates
One that made me smile but I really doubt you get "bigger"
than Jesus with this one

dude, you're capping our style. Ok?

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: HotChic
*finds this amusing*

an outsider has learned of our cult! quick, stash the illegal weapons!

SHES A DEGENERATE!

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Will there be a "hot chicks room"?

If so, will it be well stocked?

I give you sole responsibility of "hot chicks room" and the stocking there of.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: HotChic
*finds this amusing*

an outsider has learned of our cult! quick, stash the illegal weapons!

SHES A DEGENERATE!

when we take over the world and pave the earth she'll live in the pit with the other slaves!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: JimRaynor
I'm in. 1 rule tho, only dudes.

you can be in a different room then

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: HotChic
*finds this amusing*

an outsider has learned of our cult! quick, stash the illegal weapons!

SHES A DEGENERATE!

STONE HER!!!!

After we have our deranged way with her

 

[vi edit]

Considering the gender demographics here...
Two words: SAUSAGE FEST

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: HotChic
*finds this amusing*

an outsider has learned of our cult! quick, stash the illegal weapons!

SHES A DEGENERATE!

when we take over the world and pave the earth she'll live in the pit with the other slaves!

YAY!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Considering the gender demographics here...
Two words: SAUSAGE FEST

In other words: Vi's in like Flynn.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: HotChic
*finds this amusing*

an outsider has learned of our cult! quick, stash the illegal weapons!

SHES A DEGENERATE!

STONE HER!!!!

After we have our deranged way with her

*is still amused*

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Considering the gender demographics here...
Two words: SAUSAGE FEST

I'm a fan of braughtwurst myself.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: HotChic
*finds this amusing*

an outsider has learned of our cult! quick, stash the illegal weapons!

SHES A DEGENERATE!

STONE HER!!!!

After we have our deranged way with her

*is still amused*

I have dispatched an elite group of "stoners" to your current location. Expect annihilation in five minutes!