I'm in the dog house

[AnitaPeterson]

Ahhh... whatever happened to people`s sense of humour? I`d just laugh at it like crazy and leave it at that. But then again, relationships are different from one couple to another.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

absolutely not. it's considered moving the relationship up a level.

Now she is back there balling here head off,

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to go to the bar??
I mean I really can't imagine i'll get in any deeper sh!t.

Gotta go fix this.

Later

...yes, run away to the bar....that will fix ALL your problems

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: CheapArse

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

absolutely not. it's considered moving the relationship up a level.

Now she is back there balling here head off,

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to go to the bar??
I mean I really can't imagine i'll get in any deeper sh!t.

Gotta go fix this.

Later

...yes, run away to the bar....that will fix ALL your problems

go on and leave
i dont blame ya
go on and leave
go ahead and go

well the more i think about it darlin im unhappy too
so if you leeeeeeeeeeeeave..........can i come too?

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

absolutely not. it's considered moving the relationship up a level.

Now she is back there balling here head off,

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to go to the bar??
I mean I really can't imagine i'll get in any deeper sh!t.

Gotta go fix this.

Later

look, im a woman and i know that your woman needs you to toss her salad right now.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: eakers

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

absolutely not. it's considered moving the relationship up a level.

Now she is back there balling here head off,

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to go to the bar??
I mean I really can't imagine i'll get in any deeper sh!t.

Gotta go fix this.

Later

look, im a woman and i know that your woman needs you to toss her salad right now.

realllly. you like jelly or jam?

 

[Ronstang]

HAHAHAHAHA.....this is one of the funniest things I have ever heard. SInce you mentioned her ass maybe you shouod go do her in the ### to show her just how much that part of her body really means to you.

 

[MrDudeMan]

dude wtf is your problem.



update please?

 

[TechnoKid]

heheheh, this is humorous. .....and women tell us that they want us men to be more honest and "open."

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Ozoned
I recently (2 months) gave up smoking.

I use this forum as somewhat of a diversion. Haven't had an urge in days.

Anyway, my wife just comes up to me and says:

So, honey, How is the not smoking coming along.

Well it really pissed me off and right off the top of my head
I told her;

" Its kind of like your ass, as long as no one says anything about it
I don't even notice it....

Man am I ever in deep sh!t.

How can I turn this one around??

I'm unclear why her inquiry would infuriate you. Since she has known you more than 20 years then I suppose she has come to expect it though, how did you resolve in the past?

 

[GoingUp]

It's times like these, I wish Luvly was still on the board to read her reaction...

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Ermm... say sorry?

 

[thomsbrain]

now would be a good time to run electicity and CAT5 to the dog house. you're going to be there a long time.

 

[MarklarMarklar]

Originally posted by: CheapArse

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

absolutely not. it's considered moving the relationship up a level.

Now she is back there balling here head off,

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to go to the bar??
I mean I really can't imagine i'll get in any deeper sh!t.

Gotta go fix this.

Later

...yes, run away to the bar....that will fix ALL your problems

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

 

[Ozoned]

Originally posted by: eakers

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

absolutely not. it's considered moving the relationship up a level.

Now she is back there balling here head off,

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to go to the bar??
I mean I really can't imagine i'll get in any deeper sh!t.

Gotta go fix this.

Later

look, im a woman and i know that your woman needs you to toss her salad right now.

Somehow I really don't think this would help.

Time to go to work :frown:, its going to be a long day.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: MarklarMarklar

Originally posted by: CheapArse

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

absolutely not. it's considered moving the relationship up a level.

Now she is back there balling here head off,

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to go to the bar??
I mean I really can't imagine i'll get in any deeper sh!t.

Gotta go fix this.

Later

...yes, run away to the bar....that will fix ALL your problems

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

Is there anything beer can't fix?

(Oh oh, are we gonna start another Simpson's quote thread?)

Well, he hasn't posted since saying he was gonna fix. I'll bet he went to her, begged like the dog he is, and they had makeup sex.

As for snapping like he did. . . . . My wife was pulling the same crap. Kept reminding me that I wasn't smoking. Of course I'm overcome with a horrible "nic fit" every time. :| I generally wasn't coherent enough at those times to make any kind of witty comment though. Those nic fits are nasty.

(BTW: In case anyone asks, yes I'm smoking again. I feel human for the first time since December! If you want to know why, search for nicotine patch...)

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: eakers
toss her salad

obviously.

thats your answer to everything...

granted, it tends to work.

 

[snidy1]

sucks to be you

 

[Vonkhan]

:beer: Now there's a temporary solution

in other news, u're so scr000000d dude

 

[virtueixi]

SERIOUSLY HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:

Start crying! Start sobbing in a room next to her until she comes in and then tell her how hard of a time your having with your nicotine cravings and how bad you feel about saying something so terrible about the most important person in your life. Women are suckers for tears. WILL WORK, TRY IT!

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: virtueixi
SERIOUSLY HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:

Start crying! Start sobbing in a room next to her until she comes in and then tell her how hard of a time your having with your nicotine cravings and how bad you feel about saying something so terrible about the most important person in your life. Women are suckers for tears. WILL WORK, TRY IT!

either my sarcasm-o-meter is broken because Women are sucker for their own tears, not for their husband's. Who wants a friggin' cry baby?

 

[skace]

Errr you snapped because she asked you how you were doing? Did she do it with a smirk on her face or while blowing rings at you or something?

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Yikes, you really said that?? Wow. I think I would have been in shock if Skoorb said something like that to me!

 

[StageLeft]

8 toilet seats broken in a year?

Does your wife know about your flatulence?

 

[Danman]

HAahahah.....that's great. Well, not really for you.

 

[Whitecloak]

that was an awesome riposte