I'm in the dog house

[Ozoned]

I recently (2 months) gave up smoking.

I use this forum as somewhat of a diversion. Haven't had an urge in days.

Anyway, my wife just comes up to me and says:

So, honey, How is the not smoking coming along.

Well it really pissed me off and right off the top of my head
I told her;

" Its kind of like your ass, as long as no one says anything about it
I don't even notice it....

Man am I ever in deep sh!t.

How can I turn this one around??

 

[rival]

oooh man, thats awesom

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Ozoned
I recently (2 months) gave up smoking.

I use this forum as somewhat of a diversion. Haven't had an urge in days.

Anyway, my wife just comes up to me and says:

So, honey, How is the not smoking coming along.

Well it really pissed me off and right off the top of my head
I told her;

" Its kind of like your ass, as long as no one says anything about it
I don't even notice it....

Man am I ever in deep sh!t.

How can I turn this one around??

You are hte deadman :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Sluggo]

If I said something like that to my wife, I would be in the hospital nursing several broken bones in addition to a myriad of knife wounds and lacerations....not posting on here.

 

[spidey07]

woman. go figure.

She needs to understand you're doing something for her and to quit nagging.

 

[RedPickle]

Make a nice dinner with some :wine:. Then try and giver her some :heart: and

and :gift:. And then give her some :lips:. Finally ... .

If all else fails you can always have a :beer: or two.

 

[Kenazo]

give it sufficient time, and then make an honest heart felt appology, explaining why you snapped, and grovelling some more.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

 

[Anubis]

o snap thats bad, im glad im not you

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: RedPickle
Make a nice dinner with some :wine:. Then try and giver her some :heart: and

and :gift:. And then give her some :lips:. Finally ... .

If all else fails you can always have a :beer: or two.

.............and light up............

 

[shimsham]

you cant.

 

[GoingUp]

LMFAO... tell me you didnt say that...

 

[Deeko]

I hope you're joking. Who the HELL says that to their girlfriend/wife?

 

[eakers]

toss her salad

obviously.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

You got Ozowned.

- M4H

 

[Ozoned]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: eakers
toss her salad

obviously.

Bit kinky tonight? :wine:

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

absolutely not. it's considered moving the relationship up a level.

 

[Emrys]

HAHAHAHA, best post of the night easy!
Sorry followed by "tossing of the salad" is required.

 

[GoingUp]

Could have been worse....

I was living with my roommate and his girlfriend.... we had a stray cat get into our house, trapped it in a box, my roommate was all afraid it would attack him. After his girlfriend got the cat out of the house, my roommate remarked, man I'm glad that cat didn't attack me, could have been hanging from my schlong or something. Then he says to me in front of his girlfriend, would have been the most pussy on my dick in a long time. He was in the dog house for quite some time.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Ozoned
I recently (2 months) gave up smoking.

I use this forum as somewhat of a diversion. Haven't had an urge in days.

Anyway, my wife just comes up to me and says:

So, honey, How is the not smoking coming along.

Well it really pissed me off and right off the top of my head
I told her;

" Its kind of like your ass, as long as no one says anything about it
I don't even notice it....

Man am I ever in deep sh!t.

How can I turn this one around??

wow!

You are my Hero! man it takes some balls to say that to the wife! I just hope she don't play Leona Bobbitt in the morning

:frown:


there has been times when i wanted to say something like that to my wife. but man she is a tough little women. 5ft tall and a black belt. not to mention a temper =(

 

[Nyical]

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

You have been married that long and your asking if what you said was bad???...Hell I have been married 7 years and I know saying something like that is like sticking your memeber in a meat grinder and turnig the power on yourself.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: eakers
toss her salad

obviously.

hahaha:beer:

 

[oboeguy]

Dude, your are TOAST. Been nice to know ya. I'm amazed you are physically able to post after this. Well, I guess you don't need, ahem, well, you know, to type.

 

[Ozoned]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Ozoned

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
ROFL! Post an update! What happened directly after you said that?

She got like 1/64 of an inch from my face and says, "wtf did you just say" and then stomped off.
I have yet to answere her question....


btw, I been married 20 years...Is this bad??

absolutely not. it's considered moving the relationship up a level.

Now she is back there balling here head off,

I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to go to the bar??
I mean I really can't imagine i'll get in any deeper sh!t.

Gotta go fix this.

Later