I'm in love...

[iwantanewcomputer]

i want to touch her bewbs

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: krnxpride83
OMG... 8=====================================================================()>
damn !

Optimism.

 

[necine]

If you get as rich as Gates, or even relatively close... you have a shot.

 

[Freejack2]

Why is it when I saw this thread the first thought in my head is that Wheatus song Teenage Dirtbag.
This song is for you Shawn:

Her name is Noel
Shawn had a dream about her
She rings his bell.
He's got gym class in half an hour
and oh how she rocks
in Keds and tube socks.
But she doesn't know who Shawn is.
And she doesn't give a damn about him

Cuz Shawn's just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah he's just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby...with him. Ooh.

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
He'd simply kick Shawn's ass if he knew the truth.
He lives on his block
and he drives an IROK
And he doesn't know who Shawn is
And he doesn't give a damn about him

cuz Shawn's just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah, he's just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby...with him. Ooh.
Ooh yeah...dirtbag.
No she doesn't know what she's missin'.

man Shawn feel like mold
It's prom night and he's lonely lo and behold
She's walkin' over to Shawn this must be fake
His lip starts to shake

How does she know who Shawn is?
Why does she give a damn about him?
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby.
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby...like you. ooh.
ooh yeah...dirtbag.
No she doesn't know what she's missin'

😛 😀

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Shawn
well not exactly, but this girl I met in my summer engilsh class is drop dead gorgeous. her facebook picture definitely does not do her justice. it's a shame I'd never have a chance with her. especially since she's got some football player boyfriend.

don't know why I posted this. just thought I'd share. 🙁

it's lust, not love

 

[Blieb]

Originally posted by: Shawn
well not exactly, but this girl I met in my summer engilsh class is drop dead gorgeous. her facebook picture definitely does not do her justice. it's a shame I'd never have a chance with her. especially since she's got some football player boyfriend.

don't know why I posted this. just thought I'd share. 🙁

Shawn bro ... just hang out at the union .. *drool*

 

[radioouman]

what the f is facebook?

 

[zebano]

Eh, just do what I did. Get drunk at a party that she is at and proclaim "I'd bone her" really loud. Of course in my case, we were both in marching band, so I had an opportunity to go to those parties... sure made for a couple of akward practices though.

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Shawn
well not exactly, but this girl I met in my summer engilsh class is drop dead gorgeous. her facebook picture definitely does not do her justice. it's a shame I'd never have a chance with her. especially since she's got some football player boyfriend.

don't know why I posted this. just thought I'd share. 🙁

it's lust, not love

a little friendly lust insn't a bad thing, just as long as its reciporated.

 

[Blieb]

Originally posted by: zebano
Eh, just do what I did. Get drunk at a party that she is at and proclaim "I'd bone her" really loud. Of course in my case, we were both in marching band, so I had an opportunity to go to those parties... sure made for a couple of akward practices though.

Exactly. So you never hit it.

Why are you sharing this again?

 

[zebano]

Eh it almost relates, and more importantly I'm neffing... oh yeah higher post count!!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Shawn
well not exactly, but this girl I met in my summer engilsh class is drop dead gorgeous. her facebook picture definitely does not do her justice. it's a shame I'd never have a chance with her. especially since she's got some football player boyfriend.

don't know why I posted this. just thought I'd share. 🙁

Meditate to regain your mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Then use your mana reserves to cast Mighty Fvck of the Beyondness on her.


*complements of bloodninja

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Shawn
well not exactly, but this girl I met in my summer engilsh class is drop dead gorgeous. her facebook picture definitely does not do her justice. it's a shame I'd never have a chance with her. especially since she's got some football player boyfriend.

don't know why I posted this. just thought I'd share. 🙁

it's lust, not love

a little friendly lust insn't a bad thing, just as long as its reciporated.

no argument from me there.

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Shawn
well not exactly, but this girl I met in my summer engilsh class is drop dead gorgeous. her facebook picture definitely does not do her justice. it's a shame I'd never have a chance with her. especially since she's got some football player boyfriend.

don't know why I posted this. just thought I'd share. 🙁

it's lust, not love

a little friendly lust insn't a bad thing, just as long as its reciporated.

no argument from me there.

*friendly lust*

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Inappropriate4AT
Haha, football players don't have sh1t on your level 60 mage.

:beer: x 23496 :laugh:

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: SearchMaster

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Man... they didn't look like that when I was in school

That's because you didn't go to FSU 😉

so true. my english class consisted of 21 students. of those only 6 were guys and the rest were almost all hot females, with the exception of one fat girl. 😉

I :heart: FSU. It's kinda depressing to be surrounded by girls out of your league though....