I'm in love....

[Crusty]

Yoday way my birthdray....and thing giril 've been hanging wout with...6+ hours a do...i'm sooo inlove wiehr her...


but she has a fVcking bf who is a total jacka$$...



he is totaly in love with her...
]



i just want hold her in my arms...i love her soo much...


this totally fVcking blows....


/me grabs his .45 and pullls th trigger

 

[nycxandy]

Sober up and then come back.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: MCrusty
Yoday way my birthdray....and thing giril 've been hanging wout with...6+ hours a do...i'm sooo inlove wiehr her...


but she has a fVcking bf who is a total jacka$$...



he is totaly in love with her...
]



i just want hold her in my arms...i love her soo much...


this totally fVcking blows....


/me grabs his .45 and pullls th trigger

OMGWTFBBQSAUCE

 

[n0cmonkey]

I'm going to begin teaching "typing while drunk." BYOB, $20 entry fee.

 

[Crusty]

/me pays $20

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I'm going to begin teaching "typing while drunk." BYOB, $20 entry fee.

I'm typing while extremely drunk so I thinking crack may be involved in the OP.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: MCrusty
/me pays $20

That was done quite well.

Spend the $20 on a hooker, you'll forget all about this other chick.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I'm going to begin teaching "typing while drunk." BYOB, $20 entry fee.

I'm typing while extremely drunk so I thinking crack may be involved in the OP.

You may be typing, but you are not typing well.

Crack is a possibility though.

 

[yhelothar]

:laugh:

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I'm going to begin teaching "typing while drunk." BYOB, $20 entry fee.

I'm typing while extremely drunk so I thinking crack may be involved in the OP.

You may be typing, but you are not typing well.

Crack is a possibility though.

Hey it was at least coherent.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I'm going to begin teaching "typing while drunk." BYOB, $20 entry fee.

I'm typing while extremely drunk so I thinking crack may be involved in the OP.

You may be typing, but you are not typing well.

Crack is a possibility though.

Hey it was at least coherent.

It took me a moment. But I'm not at 100% at the moment.

 

[Munkies123]

I find typing wile naked makes me a bad typr but then again the nuude picture of bbarbra Walters doest help either or the vasalne.

 

[Mill]

You'll feel different in the morning.

 

[Dacalo]

There are other fishes out there.

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0
:laugh:

 

[candicec]

Originally posted by: MCrusty
Yoday way my birthdray....and thing giril 've been hanging wout with...6+ hours a do...i'm sooo inlove wiehr her...


but she has a fVcking bf who is a total jacka$$...



he is totaly in love with her...
]



i just want hold her in my arms...i love her soo much...


this totally fVcking blows....


/me grabs his .45 and pullls th trigger

Quit with the 40s!!!!! You don't love her, that's yo dick talkin. She has a bf!!! She's just an attention whore if she is constantly out with you or over at your apt. Trust me, I know girls...she just wants attention...and when you try to pull a move on her, she'll squeel, "OH..but I thought we were just friends..you know I have a bf!!" Drop her like a hot brick.

Your Pal,

Candicec

 

[Syringer]

I love you too MCrusty.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: candicec

Originally posted by: MCrusty
Yoday way my birthdray....and thing giril 've been hanging wout with...6+ hours a do...i'm sooo inlove wiehr her...


but she has a fVcking bf who is a total jacka$$...



he is totaly in love with her...
]



i just want hold her in my arms...i love her soo much...


this totally fVcking blows....


/me grabs his .45 and pullls th trigger

Quit with the 40s!!!!! You don't love her, that's yo dick talkin. She has a bf!!! She's just an attention whore if she is constantly out with you or over at your apt. Trust me, I know girls...she just wants attention...and when you try to pull a move on her, she'll squeel, "OH..but I thought we were just friends..you know I have a bf!!" Drop her like a hot brick.

Your Pal,

Candicec

Since you seems to understand could you provide us with a translation?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Since you seems to understand could you provide us with a translation?

Today was my birthday, and I believe I am in love with this girl I've been hanging out with 6+ hours per day. Unfortunately, she has a boyfriend, and it is my humble opinion he is a total jackass. He is very much in love with her though.

I just want to hold her in my arms. I love her so much. This blows.

Edited a bit.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: fredtam

Since you seems to understand could you provide us with a translation?

Today was my birthday, and I believe I am in love with this girl I've been hanging out with 6+ hours per day. Unfortunately, she has a boyfriend, and it is my humble opinion he is a total jackass. He is very much in love with her though.

I just want to hold her in my arms. I love her so much. This blows.

Edited a bit.

Thanks I was actually comparing your post with his.
candicec is right.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: fredtam

Since you seems to understand could you provide us with a translation?

Today was my birthday, and I believe I am in love with this girl I've been hanging out with 6+ hours per day. Unfortunately, she has a boyfriend, and it is my humble opinion he is a total jackass. He is very much in love with her though.

I just want to hold her in my arms. I love her so much. This blows.

Edited a bit.

Thanks I was actually comparing your post with his.
candicec is right.

I tried to keep it as similar as possible, but I couldn't help but improve more than just the clarity.

 

[MedicBob]

This is just cracking me up.

Typing while fun is drunk.

 

[chilled]

Originally posted by: MedicBob
Typing while fun is drunk.

Someone else has been drinking.....!

 

[gigapet]

dont just grab the .45......put it in your mouth and pull the trigger.......do it! DO IT NOW!

 

[HardcoreRobot]

She wants your attention, so as long as you are giving it to her she has your balls in the female death grip. Stop giving her the attention, and you take the power back. You dont need to go out of your way (dont be petty about it), but just start doing other stuff. If she doesnt respond well to this, then you are better off anyways by not wasting your time.

Let me guess, if she has a BF but she still is spending so much time with you, he must be in a different city. In college years, that is basically a death sentence for a relationship. Its clear she is interested in you in some capacity, so you will force her hand by starting to not be around for her. Give it a shot. And, I would stay away from the alcohol until you get it all sorted out. It can't do anything but muck things up further (eg you say or do something that seems right at the time...).