i'm going to set the building on fire...

[Pakaderm]

What's your favorite Michael Bolton song?

Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks.

 

[Pakaderm]

It sounds like someone has a case of the Mundays...

-Pak

 

[Maverick]

<< What's your favorite Michael Bolton song? >>



I celebrate the guy's entire catalog

 

[austin316]

Nagga, Nagahan, Nag..., well not-gonna work here anymore.

 

[yakko]

Samir: No one is this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Nayee-Nanajar. Nayeenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-ass-clown because famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks.

 

[BigJohnKC]

...can't post right now, I've got a meeting with the Bobs...