I'm going to midieval times

[MustangSVT]

crappy food. crappy show.. dont expect too much

I can assure you, you will not return

 

[Rudee]

I love going there and shouting "Wench, bring me more ale!"

 

[Josh]

can u get wasted at midieval times?

 

[LookingGlass]

Originally posted by: Josh
can u get wasted at midieval times?

Sure can. You wait for a little bit inside, buy drinks, buy trinkets for the kiddies, or a sword or cross bow for yourself. The door opens to the arena, and you are directed to your seat, and you can continue to order drinks.

There are man wenches, for the ladies.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Well, how was it?

 

[DaveSimmons]

This is my . . . BOOM STICK!


Inventory check:

S-Mart shotgun.
Chainsaw
Chemistry and mechanical engineering textbooks
Tools


Groovy!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
This is my . . . BOOM STICK!


Inventory check:

S-Mart shotgun.
Chainsaw
Chemistry and mechanical engineering textbooks
Tools


Groovy!

Listen up, you primitive screwheads!

- M4H

 

[ktehmok]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
This is my . . . BOOM STICK!


Inventory check:

S-Mart shotgun.
Chainsaw
Chemistry and mechanical engineering textbooks
Tools


Groovy!

Listen up, you primitive screwheads!

- M4H

rofl, I lub you guys. Great minds think alike.

 

[Brutuskend]

Bring your own soap.

 

[Kalbi]

FLOSS IS KEY

 

[markgm]

I went as a senior in high school, I had a blast.

 

[spacejamz]

don't sit in the front row at either end (unless you want sand/dirt in your food)...

when i went, the horses would kick up a ton of dirt at the ends...

 

[cKGunslinger]

It's fun, but expensive. Food is good, but alcohol is uber-expensive, as are the pics you can buy. I always wanted to go and did as soon as I moved to the DFW area. But once was enough for me. Unfortunately, I've been 3 times already.

The kids still love it.

 

[Kerouactivist]

I went to a place like that at the excaliber in vegas when I was a kid, all I remember about it, is that you ate everything with your hands and if you asked for silver ware you were rebuffed....and it smelled like horse manure.....

But, as a kid it seemed pretty neat, as an adult I think it would be hilarious if I was wasted.

 

[acemcmac]

plutonium for your flux capacitor....

I have no idea wtf this place is and that was all I could think of... I thought this would be some weird parody

 

[brxndxn]

Root for the GREEN KNIGHT!!! Ask to get tickets in his area. Green Knight is the most fun! Guaranteed.

hehe

 

[YoYoBabyYo]

Everything you need to know will be featured in this music video:

http://media.putfile.com/WTF-explodes

 

[oogabooga]

i just remember hearing 'its kinda expensive' and not going.. maybe it was a rash decision, but *shrugs*

hope you have fun

 

[Miramonti]

'expensive'...as in how expensive is it per person?

 

[Jzero]

Worth going if you've never been. Personally, I think the food is crappy and the "action" is as campy and contrived as pro wrestling. The Ren Faire is cheaper for better quality entertainment.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: jjsole
'expensive'...as in how expensive is it per person?

50 bucks, but its worth it. Consider it a show, and not really for a meal. Although the meal isn't that bad. It consists of:

Pre-mixed tomato/vegetable soup
Half a chicken (roasted)
Garlic Bread
A couple of spare ribs
Herb roasted baked potato

All the Pepsi products OR Miller Lite High Life you can drink. I opted for the beer, so by the time the Knights were jousting and all that, I was pretty drunk and cheering for my knight loudly (even though I couldn't care less who wins).

By the way, the person who wins the event doesn't really save the day. Its the person the princess loves that saves the day. SPOILED it for you..bwah hah!

 

[xboxist]

Are you MacGuyver? Where you have that 2-part show where you get bonked in the head and go back to the middle ages and fight some ice queen b*tch and her gunpowder discovery?