I'm going to go see Stealth in a few hours EDIT: Updated with Answers to the Questions, SPOILERS, and mini plot summary!

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Why are you going to see this POS?
Even questions aren't worth it. Let someone else tell you.

Two words: Jessical Biel.

She's on the internet as well as in the film

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: PricklyPete
I know these are a repost of my post in the Battle of the Jessica's thread...but honestly...this is the ONLY reason that anyone could give for seeing this movie that would make any sense whatsoever...the movie looks like total crap...Jessica is the only saving factor...

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You, my friend, have saved this thread.

Gracias...I do what I can.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I'm sorry for you....

 

[asm0deus]

OH EM GEE! the OP is watching the trailers before the movie right now!!!!

 

[BrokenVisage]

"Situation is critical!"

 

[Bootprint]

It's been over 10 minutes, has the OP walked out yet?

Wait, they have 15 minutes of commercials before the movie. I guess he won't be posting here untill 3:55.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Pablo
I have a question.... WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYBODY GO SEE THAT MOVIE?

That's the only one I could come up with.

 

[K1052]

You have my deepest condolences.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Wouldn't it be funny if this movie was actually good........

 

[DnetMHZ]

Absolutely unwatchable.

 

[batmang]

i never see a movie without reading yahoo movie reviews. because people like us post their, and those opions mean the world to me, and my $8.75 id have to pay.

 

[MX2]

Just throw your money on the ground and watch it blow away.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: batmang
i never see a movie without reading yahoo movie reviews. because people like us post their, and those opions mean the world to me, and my $8.75 id have to pay.

THANK YOU! Finally someone who reads Yahoo! reviews other then going on the crap writen at RottenTomatoes, what a joke of a website.. why is it so popular!? WHY!?!

 

[ShadowBlade]

well i can see movies for under $3, so i go see pretty much w/e looks like it might be partially decent

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: batmang
i never see a movie without reading yahoo movie reviews. because people like us post their, and those opions mean the world to me, and my $8.75 id have to pay.

THANK YOU! Finally someone who reads Yahoo! reviews other then going on the crap writen at RottenTomatoes, what a joke of a website.. why is it so popular!? WHY!?!

I find that my tastes are actually more in line with critics reviews than public reviews, so I ignore Yahoo! completely. RT and MetaCritic for me.

 

[nageov3t]

bring a gameboy or download some games onto your cellphone or something...

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Updated with lots of neat Stealth goodies.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller
Updated with lots of neat Stealth goodies.

whoa i've got to see this one :Q

 

[loup garou]

LOL, thanks for the humorous plot summary.

 

[kyparrish]

BWAHAHAAHAHA...

OP for elite!

 

[kinev]

wait, you forgot the part where talon 1 drops a bomb into the ocean so it can explode and send up water to put out the fire on EDI's wing. wow. just......wow. also, the dna part had me laughing out loud. gotta admit, though, the last line of the movie was pretty funny.

 

[SSP]

Rewriting circuit DNA.... Hollywood finally out did themselves.