I'm going to get a personal assistant

[dpopiz]

ok here's what I'm going to do when I'm rich. I'll just find somebody who won't feel condescended by it and then pay them to follow me around everywhere I go.

if I think of something I would just tell them and they would record it. they would have a laptop with wireless internet so I could just ask them a question about almost anything and they would google it and give me an answer instantly. they would keep track of all the stuff I have to do and take care of all the tons of little annoying tasks that I have to do every day like washing my clothes, tidying stuff up etc. and they would compulsively organize EVERYTHING I have all the time and also record/organize my thoughts.

basically what I want is somebody to do EVERYTHING for me so that I can be left to just *think* all the time.

 

[jst0ney]

Yeah that would be one position in my staff. I really need about 2 suburban's full of people all with wireless headsets connected to each other. Maybe then I can get all my $#!+ done. LOL

 

[dpopiz]

u= >lzy thn me jst?

 

[DrNoobie]

Welcome to Rome, circa 500BCE-200CE, where you had not one, but hundreds who would walk around and do whatever you wished. Patron/Client relationships.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: DrNoobie
Welcome to Rome, circa 500BCE-200CE, where you had not one, but hundreds who would walk around and do whatever you wished. Patron/Client relationships.

No, those were slaves. They had them in the antebellum south too.

 

[DrNoobie]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: DrNoobie
Welcome to Rome, circa 500BCE-200CE, where you had not one, but hundreds who would walk around and do whatever you wished. Patron/Client relationships.

No, those were slaves. They had them in the antebellum south too.

Wow. You might want to learn your history. There weren't slaves. Wealthy patricians could have Senators as their Clients. The patrician, who played the role of patron, would pay the client, whether he be plebeian or patrician, an alotted sum to do errands and walk around town as his posse. The patron also took care of the client in legal matters, as well as physical matters. Try again, they were hardly slaves.

 

[bdjohnson]

stop posting and you will magically have tons of time

 

[axelfox]

You gonna name his Smithers?

 

[mikebb]

You could always get an intern from a university. Just call one, and say you own a company named Kramerica Industries, and you design rubber bladders for oil tankers.

 

[SherEPunjab]

Originally posted by: DrNoobie
Welcome to Rome, circa 500BCE-200CE, where you had not one, but hundreds who would walk around and do whatever you wished. Patron/Client relationships.

Welcome to India, TODAY.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: mikebb
You could always get an intern from a university. Just call one, and say you own a company named Kramerica Industries, and you design rubber bladders for oil tankers.

And then you could test the bladders by filling one with oil and dropping it out the window of a large office building.