I'm going to die next month...

[Perknose]

Those should contain the "splash" when you plummet into the ground as well!

Mmmmmmm, jellied biped, now in the handy, freezer-to-microwave container!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Any way to move the date up?

 

[MongGrel]

Mmmmmmm, jellied biped, now in the handy, freezer-to-microwave container!

I'd make a spam joke, but those are getting old

 

[SKORPI0]

This should work..... tested from a free fall at 25,000 feet.
Just make it 1 mile at each side to cover a larger area.

 

[zinfamous]

This should work..... tested from a free fall at 25,000 feet.
Just make it 1 mile at each side to cover a larger area.

Are those nets flame-retardant, though?

 

[Red Squirrel]

I still want to go in a hot air balloon one of these days, and then sky dive off of it. That would be quite the rush.

 

[Number1]

Oh I just can't wait to read about the grave injustice that will be done to you on that ride.
Hope you live through it.

 

[pcgeek11]

My wife wants to go up in a hot air balloon for her birthday. Who wants my stuff?

Take out a very large insurance policy on her and let her go up by herself. You know you don't Have to go right?

 

[Puffnstuff]

Be sure to take out a very large life insurance policy on the both of you before you go up and make me the beneficiary.

 

[Linux23]

I'm not lying. No lie. I'll just tie my response to the two close examples of "tie" and "lie", tying them to "die." I'm dying to hear your response.

auto correct? LMFAO.

i knew you would do that Perknose.