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I'm going to a Christian youth conference in June.

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OP, what denomination of Christianity is this?

I only ask because it seems like only the Catholic activities seem to suck. Back in high school I went to this youth group at a Methodist church (I was born an raised Catholic) and I remember thinking "Holy shit, if church was like this all the time I wouldn't hate going." They had fun stuff to do for the kids, the masses had interesting talks and live bands, and the youth group did all kinds of fun stuff like laser tag and movie marathons.
 
Christian camps are a straight guy's dream. Those bitches LOVE to fuck. Seriously.
A teenage girl's rebellion has taken many a boy's virginity.
 
xanis said:
OP, what denomination of Christianity is this?

I only ask because it seems like only the Catholic activities seem to suck. Back in high school I went to this youth group at a Methodist church (I was born an raised Catholic) and I remember thinking "Holy shit, if church was like this all the time I wouldn't hate going." They had fun stuff to do for the kids, the masses had interesting talks and live bands, and the youth group did all kinds of fun stuff like laser tag and movie marathons.
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They are non-denominational.

BTW I don't think that I'll be getting laid there or even trying, for that matter. When I was there two years ago, it was almost as if I had lost all of my sexual desire.

Sea Moose said:
while i think of it

Joseph F = the new trident?

Who shall be the one to tell trident that his services are no longer required

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May I ask as to why you are comparing me to TridenT? My posts aren't like his, as far as I can tell.
 
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I would have loved to have gone to one of those when I was a teen, but my mom's an Atheist. So there's no way in hell she would have allowed it.
 
I used to go on religious retreats twice/year when I was in high school... most of those rules seem like stuff to avoid liability and attempt to discourage the usual shenanigans that you get when combining a bunch of horny teenagers into a small building.
 
Why does everyone assume that these Christian conferences are huge orgies? I think that most of the people saying this have never been to one. I mean, the guys and girls stay in separate buildings for F**k's sake.
 
Joseph F said:
Why does everyone assume that these Christian conferences are huge orgies? I think that most of the people saying this have never been to one. I mean, the guys and girls stay in separate buildings for F**k's sake.
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:hmm:

not sure if serious.

dude, I grew up with Youth group.

don't be fucking naive.
 
Bring an easily impressed mind....and dont bring any common sense.


Sorry you are going to be subjected to such brainwashing.
 
Joseph F said:
Why does everyone assume that these Christian conferences are huge orgies? I think that most of the people saying this have never been to one. I mean, the guys and girls stay in separate buildings for F**k's sake.
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Separate buildings, but they share a corridor.
 
Joseph F said:
Why does everyone assume that these Christian conferences are huge orgies? I think that most of the people saying this have never been to one. I mean, the guys and girls stay in separate buildings for F**k's sake.
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LOL. You think the seperation of location is enough to stop the biological urges of a bunch of sexually repressed teen girls?
 
Greenville? I'm sorry. On the plus side it's going to be hot and humid so clothing will be minimal.
 
Well, the separate buildings are one thing but mainly, the schedule is completely packed with nearly no time to pull off even a quickie... unless you're a sneaky ninja in the middle of the night. :ninja:
 
Joseph F said:
Why does everyone assume that these Christian conferences are huge orgies? I think that most of the people saying this have never been to one. I mean, the guys and girls stay in separate buildings for F**k's sake.
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If you bring that many teens together from any group, there are bound to be at least a few of de wimmins up for some action. Like finds like.

Tell me, OP, is your only experience with your . . . psalm? :awe:
 
Joseph F said:
If you're asking me if I am a virgin, the answer is Yes.
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If you want to lose it at a Christian camp, you have to act like Charlemagne would. Your first two nights should be devoted to scouting out the guard rotations, the next should be a night of planning, and profiting, because guard rotations are a precious commodity. In the final nights of your stay, you stage a daring raid, pillaging the poon, and everyone thinks you are King Shit.

If you get lucky, and do it in the right country, you can get free wealth for life.
 
Joseph F said:
If you're asking me if I am a virgin, the answer is Yes.
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Well that's a decent and honest answer. Honestly, I was just shallowly and reflexively yanking your chain, OT style.

I was a virgin until I was 17. Plenty of my friends were virgins until much later. There is zero manly glory in sticking your wiener in the first willing hole.

I've seen some responses to you where people think you're a troll. I happen to disagree. In fact, I think you're above average in intelligence.

Enjoy the retreat. :thumbsup:
 
Perknose said:
Well that's a decent and honest answer. Honestly, I was just shallowly and reflexively yanking your chain, OT style.

I was a virgin until I was 17. Plenty of my friends were virgins until much later. There is zero manly glory in sticking your wiener in the first willing hole.

I've seen some responses to you where people think you're a troll. I happen to disagree. In fact, I think you're above average in intelligence.

Enjoy the retreat. :thumbsup:
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Thanks Perknose, I will definitely enjoy myself.
 
Perknose said:
Well that's a decent and honest answer. Honestly, I was just shallowly and reflexively yanking your chain, OT style.

I was a virgin until I was 17. Plenty of my friends were virgins until much later. There is zero manly glory in sticking your wiener in the first willing hole.

I've seen some responses to you where people think you're a troll. I happen to disagree. In fact, I think you're above average in intelligence.

Enjoy the retreat. :thumbsup:
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