I'm giving up on my dreams of being a rapper

[stormbv]

I have all these wicked lyrics just bubbling inside of me, but when I go to type, all that comes out is this:

Ugh...yeah...turn it up in my headphones please.....yeah...here we go...

yo...


What comes next?

 

[ironcrotch]

icy hot ................ .

 

[AznAnarchy99]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy..

 

[sash1]

groupies?

 

[Atomicus]

pull the trigger

 

[arcenite]

"My bitch ass ****** ****** my momma's baby sista in da rear f000 shizzle my nizzle jigggggggggaaaaaaaaaaa"

 

[AznAnarchy99]

LOOK AT MY GRILLZZZZAZZ

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Good. The world doesn't need anymore crappy music.

 

[bootymac]

window shopper

 

[jonessoda]

If you can't think of good lyrics, please stay off the scene.

If you can get the flow and the lyrical ability, try your hardest, because the world could use another good rapper (god knows we don't have many).

 

[RU482]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry laughing

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: stormbv
I have all these wicked lyrics just bubbling inside of me, but when I go to type, all that comes out is this:

Ugh...yeah...turn it up in my headphones please.....yeah...here we go...

yo...


What comes next?

We have a thread
that we all just read
but it mabe said
that we were dead

I bust the mod
In his ipod

and the thread i read
makes me dread
that 12 month vacation
that we all know was waiting
on the day that
i was banned

 

[franksta]

Things to mention:
Women
Drugs
Cars/Large wheels
Guns
Homies

Use the appropriate vernacular for success.

 

[state 08]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy..

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: franksta
Things to mention:
Women
Drugs
Cars/Large wheels
Guns
Homies

Use the appropriate vernacular for success.

Don't forget the "mutha ****** police"

 

[stormbv]

lol...this thread makes me smile 🙂

 

[stormbv]

this thread makes me double post

 

[franksta]

Originally posted by: PurdueRy

Originally posted by: franksta
Things to mention:
Women
Drugs
Cars/Large wheels
Guns
Homies

Use the appropriate vernacular for success.

Don't forget the "mutha ****** police"

Yeah, and I forgot money too. I guess that's why my rapping career tanked early.

 

[Hacp]

and change your name from stormbv to S.

Yo, S, how ya doin? 😉