im getttin old :(

heat23

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on tuesday im turning 21.......
i feel soooo old...
where has all the time gone....
i feel i havent accomplished anything....

to those that are older than me...is there anything i can look forward to???


 

gopunk

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yes, there is much to look forward to.

are you asian?

if so, grow a long beard. sit around and stroke it. when people talk to you, slowly grunt, and close your eyes. then after a few minutes, mutter some random words.

that's what i would do... life would just be one big joke :D
 

ThaGrandCow

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LOL I feel the exact opposite. I'm about to turn 21 also and I feel that my life is just starting to take off. Of course, I'm also about to join the marines :D
 

spanky

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<< to those that are older than me...is there anything i can look forward to??? >>



baldness, impotence, senility, fake teeth, diapers (again), and last but not least...BINGO!!!
 

Sluggo

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Well I'm 36, its still entertaining to listen to my knees and ankles pop like bubble wrap when I get out of bed in the morning. :p

As you get older, you get earning power, and maturity......so yeah, there is A LOT to look forward too..............trust me.
 

wnied

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Oh yeh! Chicks Dig Older Guys. You know..Sugar Daddies an all.

Sorry, just had to mention that.


Morally Traumatized By Life.
~wnied~
 

spanky

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<< Oh yeh! Chicks Dig Older Guys. You know..Sugar Daddies an all. >>



u forgot u need to also be loaded. just ask anna nicole smith.
 

777php

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on tuesday im turning 21.......
i feel soooo old...


You're only turning 21 and you already feel old?!?!
Wait until you're close to hitting a quarter of a century!

to those that are older than me...is there anything i can look forward to???

How about a getting a job? Dating? Marriage? Kids? Drinking legally :) ?




 

Jerboy

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<< Oh yeh! Chicks Dig Older Guys. You know..Sugar Daddies an all. >>



This is something I don't understand about woman. Why do some of my sixteen year old female friends have a twenty nine year old boyfriend(...cough... I should say manfriend)?

I would NEVER date anyone ten years older than me when I'm 17... Sometimes, I don't understand woman.



Older guys are okay if you don't give him sexual gratification though. My friends and I were at a club and we were around until five AM. A guy who must have been 40 or 50 decided he wanted to dance with us. We let him in in a circle, but pretty much acted like if he wasn't there. When we were about to leave, he offered to take us somewhere to get something to eat. We were hungry so how could we resist? The guy took us to Denny's. We(three other guys and me) and this guy got something to eat and it was really cool, because that guy paid for everything :D:D:D. W00t free food :D.

 

Jerboy

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<< I'm 19 and starting to go bald. Don't feel so bad. >>



from other post:



<< I got a hemmroid last yeara dn had to go to the doctor and get it looked at. I then had to go to the super market to get anasol, hemmroid cream >>



Oh and it's spelled hemorrhoid and Anusol®. damn that sucks, going bald on top of developing hemorrhoid at 19.
 

Brutuskend

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Yes there IS something to look forward to...

Your auto insurance will go down after 30 (as I recall)

And


Thats about it.. ;)
 

pcmodem

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<< on tuesday im turning 21.......
i feel soooo old...
where has all the time gone....
i feel i havent accomplished anything....

to those that are older than me...is there anything i can look forward to???
>>



Yes, it's called "Life." Get one and stop whining.
-PCM
 

CraigRT

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<< on tuesday im turning 21....... >>



Dude, I am turning 21 in like a week.. :cool: I hate the thought of getting that old too, even though it's not really old. i want to be a teen my whole life. i still feel young!!



<< Yes, it's called "Life." Get one and stop whining. >>



jerkoff
 

loup garou

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<< to those that are older than me...is there anything i can look forward to??? >>


Nope! :D



<< Yes, it's called "Life." Get one and stop whining. >>


STFU :|
 

Azraele

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21...old..please.
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:)

You are just starting life, you have much to look forward to. :)

Happy Birthday early!! :)



<< Older guys are okay if you don't give him sexual gratification though. My friends and I were at a club and we were around until five AM. A guy who must have been 40 or 50 decided he wanted to dance with us. We let him in in a circle, but pretty much acted like if he wasn't there. When we were about to leave, he offered to take us somewhere to get something to eat. We were hungry so how could we resist? The guy took us to Denny's. We(three other guys and me) and this guy got something to eat and it was really cool, because that guy paid for everything . W00t free food . >>


Weren't you ever taught not to trust strangers? His offer was nice, but you could have really gotten into trouble.
 

Spamela

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<< to those that are older than me...is there anything i can look forward to??? >>



baldness, impotence, senility, fake teeth, diapers (again), and last but not least...BINGO!!!
>>



don't forget grey hair, loose & spotty skin, loss of muscle mass, hurting all the time (and complaining about it), and all your friends dropping dead.
 

Red Dawn

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One day at a time man. At 48 (this May) I'm young but others at 38 are old. It's all in your mind. Eat healthy and get plenty of sleep and chase younger women (hopefully catching one or two along they way) will keep you fresh.

Remember, it's better to look good than to feel good and believe me, you look marvelous.
 

FoBoT

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wow you are old
i was 21 in 1987 :p

you can look forward to

horrible pain in your knees when you squat for 3 minutes
you get "trick" joints, when you go to the doctor and say "hey doc, my knee hurts" and they check it out, they say there isn't anything wrong with it, you are just getting old

eyes - see above , doc says "nothing wrong with your eyes, those blank spots are just from getting old" (told to my 33 year old wife, she wasn't happy :Q )

you refer to a historical event that happened when you were younger in an "off-topic" post and the young punks say "wow, i wasn't even born then!" :disgust:
 

SilverThief

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<< to those that are older than me...is there anything i can look forward to??? >>


Yes! :D

Thinning hair, receding hair-line, overlapping gut, love-handles, more stress than you could have ever imagined, hemorrhoids, aches and pains in places you didnt even know you had....

:D LOL j/k! well...not really. I'd give anything to be 21 again, just to do things differently.