/now, where did I put those track shoes
/ugh, they are full of gunk and goop and they stink
/oh, I remember, that was that stuff you had to step through at the end of the last race
/oh yeah, that E/G just filled the road and there was no where to run without stepping in it
/we need to find a big diaper for him this time
/we may have to get one made up special
/I'll call that tent and canvas company and get an estimate
/tell 'em it has to be leak proof
/and don't forget to check out the gas masks
/well, you got to tell them you want to race
/they know I want to race
/yeah but they got this really confused guy in charge so you never know
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