im getting a teacup chihuahua!!!

[50cent1228]

its gonna be my first dog...any advice???

 

[SammyTheSalmon]

Small dogs < Big dogs

 

[DivideBYZero]

Yeah. Flush it.

 

[Jeff7]

Start a new sport - sort of a cross between cockfighting and pitbull fights:
Pit the chihuahua against a rat, and see who wins.

The good part of this is, if the chihuahuas pick up the aggressive tendancies that pitbulls were once bred for, the "threat" can be solved with a large flyswatter.

 

[Kirby64]

Enjoy the loud yelping. Hope you have some earplugs.

 

[thedarkwolf]

why?

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: 50cent1228
its gonna be my first dog...any advice???

So many things I'd like to say, but most will get me a vacation. How about just wait it out and think on it for a while, rather than going with the latest lame fashion trend of having tiny little dogs? Chances are you're going to regret it in a few months, what then?

 

[paulxcook]

Advice? Don't get one?

If you're going to get a dog, get an actual dog.

 

[thedarkwolf]

Originally posted by: Sphexi

Originally posted by: 50cent1228
its gonna be my first dog...any advice???

So many things I'd like to say, but most will get me a vacation. How about just wait it out and think on it for a while, rather than going with the latest lame fashion trend of having tiny little dogs? Chances are you're going to regret it in a few months, what then?

Then he can just flush it down the toilet.

 

[KillerCharlie]

Every time I see a small dog I want to punt it... my cat could eat a chihuahua.

 

[czech09]

Sell it and get a German Shepard.

Edit: Or a dachshund if you want a small dog.

 

[IGBT]

..do a little research on the breed. There's no such thing as a "teacup" chi. The breed has standards. If somebody is breeding non standard runts you could end up with a sickly expensive dog. The breed standard is 6-7 lbs full grown.

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: SammyTheSalmon
Small dogs < Big dogs

..big dogs are litigation hazards.

 

[tfinch2]

Are you going to carry it in your purse?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Are you going to carry it in your purse?

Nah, scientists have blended in some flounder DNA, and now the chihuahuas are wallet-size.