I'm fvcking pissed off.

[DainBramaged]

So I was sitting in my driveway tonight with the windows rolled UP, talking to my friend and we were there for about five minutes when this bitch walks up and knocks on the window. My friend rolls the window down and the bitch was like, "Yeah, I just wanted you to know that your conversation + the car running was keeping me awake." I was like, "K...we'll be done in a minute." Then the bitch was like, "OH, you are so & so's grandson aren't you...and you are smoking a CIGARETTE????????" I was like, "Yeah...so....?" Then I proceeded to roll the window up again. Well, she stormed off.

You have to understand, she is the type of person who would be the head of the homeowners association, were we to have one. SHE IS A FVCKING BITCH. She wanted to tear this house down on our block because it sat vacant for three months.

I am currently planning on how this bitch will pay.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Set her house on fire.

 

[FoBoT]

big talk for a trout

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
big talk for a trout

She'll see what kind of trout I am when her car get's smeared with dog ****** + her oil drained.

 

[Ricemarine]

Cover her door handle in doggy doodoo! ...

She'll never expect it until she touches it.

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: FoBoT
big talk for a trout

She'll see what kind of trout I am when her car get's smeared with dog ****** + her oil drained.

dont' forget to undo her lugnuts!@

 

[quakefiend420]

doesn't sound like anything i'd be pissed about

i'd just laugh her off as a moron and go about my business :shrug;

 

[Conky]

I thought this was gonna be a rant about how everytime you type a U it comes out as a V.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
doesn't sound like anything i'd be pissed about

i'd just laugh her off as a moron and go about my business :shrug;

I'm too full of rage against her kind to let this sh!t slide. There WILL be some kind of revenge forthcoming, but don't expect me to post it.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
doesn't sound like anything i'd be pissed about

i'd just laugh her off as a moron and go about my business :shrug;

I'm too full of rage against her kind to let this sh!t slide. There WILL be some kind of revenge forthcoming, but don't expect me to post it.

well, at least pm it to me when you figure it out :laugh:

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
doesn't sound like anything i'd be pissed about

i'd just laugh her off as a moron and go about my business :shrug;

I'm too full of rage against her kind to let this sh!t slide. There WILL be some kind of revenge forthcoming, but don't expect me to post it.

well, at least pm it to me when you figure it out :laugh:

me too

 

[snes tor]

Originally posted by: Beachboy
I thought this was gonna be a rant about how everytime you type a U it comes out as a V.

Priceless

 

[masterxfob]

i tossed a rotten tomato at my neighbors car the other day... the next day, i noticed the windshield was broken... don't know if it was already broken or not...

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Raduque

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
doesn't sound like anything i'd be pissed about

i'd just laugh her off as a moron and go about my business :shrug;

I'm too full of rage against her kind to let this sh!t slide. There WILL be some kind of revenge forthcoming, but don't expect me to post it.

well, at least pm it to me when you figure it out :laugh:

me too

Me three .

 

[virtuamike]

Cut the head off her horse and slip it in her bed.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: virtuamike
Cut the head off her horse and slip it in her bed.

Then stick a knive in her hand and strangle her.

 

[Platypus]

iz policy mang

 

[judasmachine]

send her to me, and ask no questions.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: virtuamike
Cut the head off her horse and slip it in her bed.

Then stick a knive in her hand and strangle her.

Then shoot her in the head at louie's in the Bronx.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: virtuamike
Cut the head off her horse and slip it in her bed.

Then stick a knive in her hand and strangle her.

Then shoot her in the head at louie's in the Bronx.

What she doesn't even know is that I bought a box of 100 - 20 gauge shells + 50 9mm rounds + 550 .22 rounds tonight. She would ph33r me then.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: virtuamike
Cut the head off her horse and slip it in her bed.

Then stick a knive in her hand and strangle her.

Then shoot her in the head at louie's in the Bronx.

What she doesn't even know is that I bought a box of 100 - 20 gauge shells + 50 9mm rounds + 550 .22 rounds tonight. She would ph33r me then.

A little overkill(no pun intended) don't you think? .

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: virtuamike
Cut the head off her horse and slip it in her bed.

Then stick a knive in her hand and strangle her.

Then shoot her in the head at louie's in the Bronx.

What she doesn't even know is that I bought a box of 100 - 20 gauge shells + 50 9mm rounds + 550 .22 rounds tonight. She would ph33r me then.

A little overkill(no pun intended) don't you think? .

I'll enjoy using each and every one on her, even though that wasn't the plan. $50 worth of ammo is nothing just to get back at her. :evil:

 

[SophalotJack]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: FoBoT
big talk for a trout

She'll see what kind of trout I am when her car get's smeared with dog ****** + her oil drained.

dont' forget to undo her lugnuts!@

I say just bang her... she has to be tight.

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: FoBoT
big talk for a trout

She'll see what kind of trout I am when her car get's smeared with dog ****** + her oil drained.

It'll be funnier when you find out she hasn't been running with oil for a while now. :laugh:

 

[ForumMaster]

build a small catapult and bombard her house with eggs from faw away.