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I'm furious at my wife.

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Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: thetxstang
Originally posted by: rivan
Don't worry, we won't judge you.
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Yeah, that's teh good thing about ATOT. There's never any judgmental people here.

🙂
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I'll judge you. That's a ridiculous fucking dog and the tournament organizer needs some sense beat into him.

Edit: Because I can't type
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That smile may have deceived you. I assure you, my comment was made tongue-in-cheek. I've never seen a group of more judgmental fockers than ATOTers. Of course, that's just one of the many reasons I like it here...
 
Originally posted by: rivan
Yorkies. Yech.

You could just show up one day after, say, mowing the grass, with your own reward, a nice Ridgeback puppy.
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Persoanlly, I can't stand those little dogs.

Just go get the big one you want, then you'll each have your own dog. They can keep each other company when you're both away.

Fern

 
Originally posted by: Lola
SO WHAT??? That dog is crazy cute.

Who cares if it is small?? Love it and enjoy it. Small dogs are really great!
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Agreed. I love small dogs, we have 2 chihuahuas and one golden retriever mix. All 3 dogs are awesome, but the chis are so loveable and protective of the family. I can't imagine NOT having them because they are small.
 
Teacup yorkies usually have severe brain damage. They have been bred past the point of functionality. Many of them have seizures, and at the very least they shake all the time. They are untrainable, incapable of forming anything approaching a bond with you, and not even very cute compared to other breeds. I have a coworker who has one and she says it is incontinent every time it gets excited.

From the standpoint of a pet, it is basically a large rat that makes more noise, costs more to keep, and has larger poop.

I'd say, "Honey, I love you, and I know you thought this would be a nice surprise, but this just won't work for me. Let's put up an ad and sell him for a small fee, and there will be a nice family to take him that will actually appreciate him. Then we can look for a dog that we can both love."
 
Originally posted by: Invisible Evil
You are fighting a loosing battle.
LMAO @ U thinking you can win against your wife.
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LOL, especially with the "silent treatment". OP, you're really trying to beat her at her own game? Nevermind the fact that she now has an adorable little companion that makes ignoring your silent treatment rather...easy....if she ever even noticed in the first place.
 
1) Forgive the wife and just enjoy the lil' rat.
2) Take the pooch "for a ride."
3) Continue with the silent treatment until wife capitulates.
4) Get a Big Dog shock collar, and if it moves or makes any noise then hit it with full strength.
 
1. Grow back your nads, asap!
2. Go home and schtupp your wife something silly so that she has trouble standing up much less walking.
3. Get the ridgeback and have two dogs. The lil pooch may just need another firend to make hime feel more attached to you two. I bet the tiny one is whimpering because it feels the animosity just oozing from you.


After you do these things...maybe, just maybe...you'll get your man card back.
 
Become best friends with the dog and make your wife jealous...

Take it to dinner, to the movies, out for ice cream and long walks on the beach. Cuddle with the darn thing if u want!!

Take it to the PARK and meet women... I have to go! I'm going to get me a dog and I am going to the park to meet women.
 
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