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I'm doomed: Went to a wedding last night...

brigden

brigden

Diamond Member
...and my GF caught the bouquet. Well, she tackled the maid of honor to the ground for it. Oh yeah, as if that isn't bad enough, I caught the garter...
 
Captain Obvious to the rescue: If your GF is so intent on grabbing the bouquet, you know what she wants from you ;-)

Congrats and work on your proposal haha :-D
 
Try to put it in perspective.

Wouldn't you rather see her wrestle for a bouquet than, say....

have her tell you 'honey, I'm late'? :Q 😉
 
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
haha you caught the garter? did all the guys start moving away from the garter while it was in the air?
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Well, I had no intention of even trying to grab it, but my GF pushed me out of my seat. The guys were all trying to grab it, and when the groom snapped it towards us it just sort of floated into my hands. There was no effort at all in catching it.

I think I'm going to be sick...
 
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
haha you caught the garter? did all the guys start moving away from the garter while it was in the air?
Click to expand...

Well, I had no intention of even trying to grab it, but my GF pushed me out of my seat. The guys were all trying to grab it, and when the groom snapped it towards us it just sort of floated into my hands. There was no effort at all in catching it.

I think I'm going to be sick...
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Poor dude whahahaha...kidding, I mean come on it cant be that bad, marriage means free sex you know

😉
 
Originally posted by: ThreeLeggedGnome
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
haha you caught the garter? did all the guys start moving away from the garter while it was in the air?
Click to expand...

Well, I had no intention of even trying to grab it, but my GF pushed me out of my seat. The guys were all trying to grab it, and when the groom snapped it towards us it just sort of floated into my hands. There was no effort at all in catching it.

I think I'm going to be sick...
Click to expand...

Poor dude whahahaha...kidding, I mean come on it cant be that bad, marriage means free sex you know

😉
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as opposed to free sex before?
 
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
haha you caught the garter? did all the guys start moving away from the garter while it was in the air?
Click to expand...

Well, I had no intention of even trying to grab it, but my GF pushed me out of my seat. The guys were all trying to grab it, and when the groom snapped it towards us it just sort of floated into my hands. There was no effort at all in catching it.

I think I'm going to be sick...
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The sticky threads of fate, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. 😀:beer:

BTW mate, how old are you both?
 
Originally posted by: Richdog
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
haha you caught the garter? did all the guys start moving away from the garter while it was in the air?
Click to expand...

Well, I had no intention of even trying to grab it, but my GF pushed me out of my seat. The guys were all trying to grab it, and when the groom snapped it towards us it just sort of floated into my hands. There was no effort at all in catching it.

I think I'm going to be sick...
Click to expand...


The sticky threads of fate, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. 😀:beer:

BTW mate, how old are you both?
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I'm [sob] 25, and she's [sniffle] 21.
 
Originally posted by: brigden
Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades haha you caught the garter? did all the guys start moving away from the garter while it was in the air?
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Well, I had no intention of even trying to grab it, but my GF pushed me out of my seat. The guys were all trying to grab it, and when the groom snapped it towards us it just sort of floated into my hands. There was no effort at all in catching it. I think I'm going to be sick...
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So I assume you aren't into your gf that much?
 
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