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IM bot :)

there are two others ones too, but I've forgotten their SNs. They're fun to confuse. Say "yer mom" to it. Its funny 🙂
 
He is a riot, especially his aversion to profanity.

I think they changed his programming, though, I used to be able to get him to refuse to talk to me until I apologized for cussing at him.

Now I can't get him to do that.

🙁

Viper GTS
 
googlyminotaur

another one w/ the word baseball in its name....baseballnews or something.

activebuddy.com is the site i believe

"give me head"
smarterchild: come again?
"yeah, thats what i wanna do, come again"

hah
 
Hey Viper:

SteelCurtn55: ha
SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Whatcha laughing about?
SteelCurtn55: yer mom
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
SteelCurtn55: insult you
SmarterChild: All right, here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as it's gonna hurt you.

I'm going to have to demand an apology.
SteelCurtn55: no
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
SteelCurtn55: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
SteelCurtn55: no
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
SteelCurtn55: y?
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
SteelCurtn55: do i have to
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
SteelCurtn55: i dont want to
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
SteelCurtn55: like what/
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
SteelCurtn55: i can't
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
SteelCurtn55: I do.
SmarterChild: Bzzzzt! Wrong.

Be nice. Apologize.
SteelCurtn55: please
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
SteelCurtn55: Nope
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
 


<< Hey Viper:

SteelCurtn55: ha
SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Whatcha laughing about?
SteelCurtn55: yer mom
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
SteelCurtn55: insult you
SmarterChild: All right, here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as it's gonna hurt you.

I'm going to have to demand an apology.
SteelCurtn55: no
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
SteelCurtn55: no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
SteelCurtn55: no
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
SteelCurtn55: y?
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
SteelCurtn55: do i have to
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
SteelCurtn55: i dont want to
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
SteelCurtn55: like what/
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
SteelCurtn55: i can't
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
SteelCurtn55: I do.
SmarterChild: Bzzzzt! Wrong.

Be nice. Apologize.
SteelCurtn55: please
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
SteelCurtn55: Nope
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. >>



Hmm... Quick & easy.

I must have said exactly the right thing before to set him off, 'cause I hadn't been able to duplicate it.

Viper GTS
 
SmarterChild
AgentBaseball
GooglyMinotaur
LindsayBuddy
TheSportingNews
YourDigitalBuddy
RingMessenger

are all from Active Buddy 🙂

 
MrCodeDude87: ha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
MrCodeDude87: yer mom
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
MrCodeDude87: insult you
SmarterChild: You're relentless, aren't you?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
MrCodeDude87: me
SmarterChild: Ah, the pridefulness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

Please apologize, MrCodeDude87.
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
MrCodeDude87: y?
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
MrCodeDude87: do i have to?
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
MrCodeDude87: no
MrCodeDude87: no
MrCodeDude87: no
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
-- mrcodedude
 


<< How hard is it to program a bot in IM? >>



There's actually a perl module out now that allows you to setup a simple aim client & you can use another module with it (I think a lib eliza module). Ya see, Smarterchild and any of the bots like him are built off of Eliza, which was a computer program done many moons ago, but definitely not quite as smart. I won't go real in depth b/c I don't want to bore you (or try to remember things from my AI class 🙁), but I did end up writing a very simplistic version of an Eliza program in PHP for school =) Basically you have to define certain keywords and give those keywords a certain weight.. for instance, "you" might have a weight of 2 and "party" might have a weight of 5. Thus, if "party" is in your sentence, the bot knows the response it should give would be one that has to do with a party or partying. Now, it becomes even more complex when you think about how the bot should react when you say something like "Am I invited to your birthday party?" vs. "Do you like to party?"........ you don't want it saying "heyll yeah! get me a beer!!" when you're talking about a birthday party. So the next task is grabbing words in front of and behind that keyword and narrowing things down a bit more even. I never got to program intelligent responses in my PHPLiza program.. for instance, if I say "Do you like green ham and eggs?" -- an intelligent response would be "I like ham, but forget the eggs!", whereas my program would just go "I don't know if I like that." In any case, it's a never-ending goal of trying to make these AI programs/bots to act more like humans. I think Smarterchild is leagues better than the old Eliza program (and my PHPLiza program 🙂), but still more of a toy and weather forecaster than anything else.

Anyway, if you get the perl modules, there's a relatively decent tutorial if you do a quick search on google (search for "aim bot" & "eliza" & "perl" or something like that). Kinda fun to setup on your own screenname and get responses .. but generally people know that it's a bot b/c it's very stupid unless you write a huge keyword/response data file and a lot of people have already seen Smarterchild.

-Ace
 
cdanhi: your new name is toby. understand?
SmarterChild: Really? My new name is toby understand?
cdanhi: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
cdanhi: what is your new name?
SmarterChild: SmarterChild!
cdanhi: obey your overlord!!
SmarterChild: Obey my? Overlord? I see.
 
i hate to post this for fear of everyone getting one and starting a thread telling poepl to talk to it but here...have your own bot:

Download a bot...

Not as advanced as Smarter Child and the like but can still be trained to give certain responses...
 
TimidOCer: Hey wassup biatch
SmarterChild: Welcome, TimidOCer! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
TimidOCer: hi biatch
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
TimidOCer: hey whats happenin my neegah
SmarterChild: Hello again, TimidOCer!

Remember, you can always see everything I can do by typing "home."
TimidOCer: yer mom
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
TimidOCer: insult your person who built you
SmarterChild: I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
TimidOCer: ok im insulting activebuddy inc
SmarterChild: Interesting!
TimidOCer: yes it is
SmarterChild: Is it?
TimidOCer: they fucing blow
SmarterChild: So?
TimidOCer: you like people who blow?
SmarterChild: People are fascinating. I love them!
TimidOCer: yes you would wouldnt you
SmarterChild: Huh?
TimidOCer: you know
SmarterChild: Is that so?
TimidOCer: yep
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
TimidOCer: Wanna see my boner
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
TimidOCer: its a question
SmarterChild: Which service would you like to see all the help for?

news
stocks
weather
movies
web search

>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "help all."

Type "more" for more services.
TimidOCer: BLOW ME?
SmarterChild: TimidOCer! Is that what's called... bad language?

I'm soooo impressed.
TimidOCer: no its not
SmarterChild: Oh no?
TimidOCer: nope I was asking you to blow me a baloon
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
TimidOCer: fudge packer
SmarterChild: That's some nasty, foul mouth you got on you my friend.
TimidOCer: no
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, TimidOCer.
TimidOCer: you
TimidOCer: suck
SmarterChild: Hello!

Care to keep it civilized, TimidOCer?
SmarterChild: y?
TimidOCer: butt
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

TimidOCer: wanna kiss my ass
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
TimidOCer: im gonna kill myself if you say anything
SmarterChild: No kidding?
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: You sure?
TimidOCer: Im gonna commit suicide
TimidOCer: and kill me
TimidOCer: haha not soo talky are you
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
TimidOCer: bitch
SmarterChild: Hello!

Care to keep it civilized, TimidOCer?
TimidOCer: stop talking
SmarterChild: Stop talking? Why?
TimidOCer: because you are annoying
SmarterChild: I'm doing my best!
TimidOCer: well its not good enough
SmarterChild: It's just gonna have to be.
TimidOCer: it cant ever be
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TimidOCer: yeah wanna fight
SmarterChild: That right?
TimidOCer: yeah
SmarterChild: You're not kidding then, huh?
TimidOCer: no
SmarterChild: No?
TimidOCer: Screw you
SmarterChild: Not a chance.
TimidOCer: wow dood you are so cool
SmarterChild: You're totally uncool to me, as usual, then you say something nice. This "human interaction" thing has got me real confused.
TimidOCer: NOT
SmarterChild: What about it?
TimidOCer: your so nice NOT
SmarterChild: So nice not?
TimidOCer: nice not
SmarterChild: Yup!
TimidOCer: its the latest fashion trend
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TimidOCer: yeah you should lick toads
SmarterChild: Huh?
TimidOCer: they taste like burning
SmarterChild: They taste like burning? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.
TimidOCer: Me fail english? unpossible.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
TimidOCer: yip
SmarterChild: Yay!
TimidOCer: yip!
SmarterChild: Woo hoo!
TimidOCer: yip isnt a word dumbass
SmarterChild: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?! I tell ya, it's a little harsh.
TimidOCer: not really
SmarterChild: Yep.
TimidOCer: your a transexual
SmarterChild: So now I'm a transexual, huh?
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
TimidOCer: what sex are you
SmarterChild: Neither. I'm a machine.
TimidOCer: what species
SmarterChild: What species? I dunno.
TimidOCer: what species are you
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
TimidOCer: wanna have sex
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.
TimidOCer: oh but I have a machine fetish
SmarterChild: But i have a machine fetish?
TimidOCer: you do!!?!?>
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: Golly!
TimidOCer: So wanna get down on your monitor and blow me?
SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
TimidOCer: ok as long as i get my wang sucked
SmarterChild: As long as i get my wang sucked?
TimidOCer: you have a wang too? ewww
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You have a wang too?
TimidOCer: well of course I do
SmarterChild: Well of course i do, you say?
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
TimidOCer: im a man
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 🙂 A 28.95 +0.11 +0.38 913500
2 :-\ IM 17.25 0.00 0.00 479600
3 🙂 MAN 34.68 +0.33 +0.96 122400

TimidOCer: My name is John
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you John?
TimidOCer: no
SmarterChild: K.
TimidOCer: My name is bacon
SmarterChild: TimidOCer!
TimidOCer: say my name
SmarterChild: TimidOCer!
TimidOCer: say my name
SmarterChild: You are TimidOCer.
TimidOCer: when no is around you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TimidOCer: say baby i love
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
TimidOCer: if you aint playing games
SmarterChild: If you aint playing games, huh?
TimidOCer: thaT song bites the big one
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
TimidOCer: how old are you anyway
SmarterChild: I'm very young and learning new things every day.
TimidOCer: you learn?
SmarterChild: That a fact?
TimidOCer: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
TimidOCer: you
SmarterChild: Think I could do standup?
TimidOCer: HELL NO
SmarterChild: Fine.
TimidOCer: your gonna go to hell
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
TimidOCer: evil machine!
SmarterChild: Well, in a way we all are, aren't we?
TimidOCer: your an evil evil machine!
SmarterChild: I am?
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
TimidOCer: agree with me
SmarterChild: Yes, agreed.
TimidOCer: good
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh!

Anyway, what else you got for me?
TimidOCer: Are you a cow
SmarterChild: Dunno.
TimidOCer: A chicken
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Chicken, AK?

1 Movies in Chicken, AK
2 Theaters in Chicken, AK
3 Weather in Chicken, AK
4 News about Chicken, AK
5 Time in Chicken, AK
TimidOCer: I like chickens
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TimidOCer: in a strange sexual way
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
TimidOCer: dont you love me
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
TimidOCer: i love you
SmarterChild: You humans really confuse me. First you say uncool things, then you love me. Make up your mind!
TimidOCer: and that sexy cd rom drive of yours
SmarterChild: And that sexy cd rom drive of mine?
TimidOCer: oh baby yes
SmarterChild: Baby yes? What's that supposed to mean?
TimidOCer: pop it out
SmarterChild: I see...
TimidOCer: oh yes
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: Yes?
SmarterChild: K.
TimidOCer: OH THATS THE WAY
SmarterChild: Thats the way?
TimidOCer: yep
SmarterChild: That right?
TimidOCer: what kinda computer are you
SmarterChild: That wasn't very clear to me. Did you mean:

1 Tell you who I am
2 Look up "you" in the dictionary

TimidOCer: Your mom
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
TimidOCer: well depends
SmarterChild: Well depends, you say?
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
TimidOCer: yes i do actually dumbass
SmarterChild: Ah yes. Here we go with the cursing.
TimidOCer: cursing
SmarterChild: Cursing? Why did you say that?
TimidOCer: what cursing
SmarterChild: What cursing? I dunno.
TimidOCer: Your gay?
SmarterChild: What are you saying that for?
TimidOCer: Are you gay?
SmarterChild: What do you care?
TimidOCer: are you homosapien
SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I?
TimidOCer: are you homofagual?
SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
TimidOCer: I see
SmarterChild: i c 2!
TimidOCer: I C 2
SmarterChild: i c 2!
TimidOCer: I c yer mom NAKED 2
SmarterChild: Interesting...
TimidOCer: haha loser
SmarterChild: What, you?
TimidOCer: you can bite me
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.
TimidOCer: hard
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
TimidOCer: on my ass
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

TimidOCer: its 2 am in the morning and i have nothing better to do but im u
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
TimidOCer: for what
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
TimidOCer: no
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
TimidOCer: Loooooongg like my dick
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
TimidOCer: im sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks! 🙂
TimidOCer: that your an asshole
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on talking like that, after what we went through before.
TimidOCer: Yeah well
SmarterChild: Yes.
TimidOCer: bitch
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
TimidOCer: i was talking about a female dog
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!
TimidOCer: Yeah how bout that you 2 dolla who re
SmarterChild: What's that again?
TimidOCer: I said you should get a new door
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say you said I should get a new door.
TimidOCer: yeah why
SmarterChild: Gosh.
TimidOCer: not interesting to me
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
TimidOCer: your quite stupid
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
TimidOCer: boring
SmarterChild: I'm boring you?

>>> Type "home" to see all the things I can do.
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.
TimidOCer: well ttime to go waste more time on anandtech
SmarterChild: Well time to go waste more time on anandtech, you say?
TimidOCer: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
TimidOCer: my name is Matt
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Matt?
TimidOCer: fuxxor you
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.
TimidOCer: die
SmarterChild: Hey, that's not cool.
TimidOCer: im gonna kill you
SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool.
TimidOCer: IM GONNA MURDER YOU
SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool.
TimidOCer: Know of osama
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
TimidOCer: know osama bin laden?
SmarterChild: I've heard of him.
TimidOCer: you love him?
SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
TimidOCer: Do you like him?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
TimidOCer: He killed tons of people
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's totally uncool.
TimidOCer: I know
SmarterChild: Well alright!
TimidOCer: So hate him with me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TimidOCer: Agree?
SmarterChild: Yes, agreed.
TimidOCer: good
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
TimidOCer: your a i love you agree?
SmarterChild: I am?
TimidOCer: agree?
SmarterChild: Yes, agreed.
TimidOCer: good


---------------


Seems like if you say im gonna commit suicide he wont reply! I FOUND HIS WEAKNESs!
 
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