i'm bored of porn

[Kadarin]

The real problem with porn is that the people making it really don't know how to make it erotic, for the most part:

Too many edits and cuts (why change the angle every 5 to 10 seconds?).
Too many extreme close ups, that last way too long.
Reaction shots of the guys' faces. WHY?!
Cameramen who do not know what they are doing (camera swinging around too much, or zooming in and out all the time, or focusing in on the wrong things).
Overly formulaic sex.

Good porn emphasizes sexuality and female beauty, and shows you performers who are clearly into what they're doing. It will show the whole scene, from start to finish, and if cuts/edits have to be made, they will have been done gracefully.

Porn shouldn't necessarily be about getting as freakish as possible.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
The real problem with porn is that the people making it really don't know how to make it erotic, for the most part:

Too many edits and cuts (why change the angle every 5 to 10 seconds?).
Too many extreme close ups, that last way too long.
Reaction shots of the guys' faces. WHY?!
Cameramen who do not know what they are doing (camera swinging around too much, or zooming in and out all the time, or focusing in on the wrong things).
Overly formulaic sex.

Good porn emphasizes sexuality and female beauty, and shows you performers who are clearly into what they're doing. It will show the whole scene, from start to finish, and if cuts/edits have to be made, they will have been done gracefully.

Porn shouldn't necessarily be about getting as freakish as possible.

Indeed. Also, behind-the-nut shots = ????????!!!!!!!! WTF, like I really need a pair of uneven testes wobbling back and forth at the top of the screen. For f***'s sake, get it together porn directors, you f-in' hacks.

And, you're right about overly formulaic sex. It's like every sex sequence follows the exact same course of events. Yeah, that's what I want from my porn, monotony. Christ, I don't understand how you can manage to make 2 naked people f***ing into something so gruelingly ho-hum that I have to look away in disgust.

 

[RossMAN]

Some of you know way too much about pr0n.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: ElFenix
anyone else bored of porn?

You must have just finished masturbating, huh?

Heh. Reminds me of the SNL News skit where a guy does a review of porn.

"Kind of ok. Interested. Interested. Interested. Very Interested. Verrrrrrry Interested. Reaaaaaaly Verrrrrry Interested. Not Interested anymore."

 

[meltdown75]

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: ElFenix
anyone else bored of porn?

You must have just finished masturbating, huh?

actually, i tried and none of it interested me. that is why i said i was bored of it

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: ElFenix
anyone else bored of porn?

You must have just finished masturbating, huh?

Heh. Reminds me of the SNL News skit where a guy does a review of porn.

"Kind of ok. Interested. Interested. Interested. Very Interested. Verrrrrrry Interested. Reaaaaaaly Verrrrrry Interested. Not Interested anymore."

That wasn't SNL. What was Kevin Nealon on Conan O'Brian. I remember him on there. It was even more hilarious than that. He was talking about gay pr0n and it was like: "Shocked. Disgusted. Even more disgusted. Kinda of interested. Interested. Very Interested. Verrry Verry interested. Not so interested. Confused. Ashamed. Depressed."

 

[vrbaba]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: ElFenix
anyone else bored of porn?

You must have just finished masturbating, huh?

Heh. Reminds me of the SNL News skit where a guy does a review of porn.

"Kind of ok. Interested. Interested. Interested. Very Interested. Verrrrrrry Interested. Reaaaaaaly Verrrrrry Interested. Not Interested anymore."

That wasn't SNL. What was Kevin Nealon on Conan O'Brian. I remember him on there. It was even more hilarious than that. He was talking about gay pr0n and it was like: "Shocked. Disgusted. Even more disgusted. Kinda of interested. Interested. Very Interested. Verrry Verry interested. Not so interested. Confused. Ashamed. Depressed."

LOL

 

[BigJ]

Here's an idea:

Get a woman. Or man if you swing that way.

 

[rhino56]

try this maybe it will EXCITE you again
porn movie paris hilton

 

[vital]

what i hate is when you're watching a porn clip and then you realize that they put a fake moaning audio clip in because the chick that is being banged isn't even moaning at all

 

[klah]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/07/25/CMGF77DFT31.DTL

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
anyone else bored of porn?

yeh, i am. unless someone i know is in it.
so... get steppin'.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Then cut your pee pee off.

 

[PricklyPete]

Good lord man...seriously? You really need to seek therapy.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete
Good lord man...seriously? You really need to seek therapy.

is there a therapist out there who could help him? :laugh:

 

[unsped]

ya the rapist will help him!

 

[Lola]

make your own... thats what i would do, although i was never into porn anyways, but i always thought it would be fun to do. try it, you may like it (if you have a willing partner that is!) 😉

 

[jelkukipik]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
make your own... thats what i would do, although i was never into porn anyways, but i always thought it would be fun to do. try it, you may like it (if you have a willing partner that is!) 😉

You are ready for that lady? 😀 Got any pic of ya? 😀 ( seriously id like to see your real face 😛 )