I'm Bored, Instant Message me!

[NokiaDude]

I'm as so pitifully bored. It's raining here in Escondido.

AIM: NokiaDude86
MSN: avp@cox.net

I'll be waiting.

 

[VBboy]

Search on Google for something fun

 

[MikeMike]

your about to have sum fun

 

[HEMIFREAK]

paypal me $5

 

[NutBucket]

NO

 

[Konigin]

UrbanDictionary.com

 

[JSClark]

Sorry bro, I'm not at home..

speaking of IM, does AT have an IRC of some sort?? has it been suggested before?

 

[Konigin]

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle the room, under the carpet, was

a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up,

the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his pack cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway." "Now," she said, "if only I could find my sweet little hamster."

 

[Konigin]

Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films

- I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

- Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

- Gun wounds again?

- A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

- Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

- Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

- Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

- You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

- Beat him out of recognizable shape!

- I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

- Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

 

[NokiaDude]

Keep the IMs coming ppl.

 

[NokiaDude]

It's raining here in Escondido, so once again I am bored. IM me to death . . . .

 

[brtspears2]

ok.
edit: you are away, kills the point of requesting someone to IM you
edit of edit: I'll just continue to talk to air.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
ok.
edit: you are away, kills the point of requesting someone to IM you

 

[yobarman]

hey! im not stoned anymore!

 

[rh71]

howstuffworks.com hasn't been linked in a long while... so there ya go.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: yobarman
hey! im not stoned anymore!

Well then, start smoking again

 

[GeekDrew]

Now just think about it...

Billions of electrons have been terribly inconvenienced to bring YOU this message, and you don't even care enough to be at the computer when the message goes through? That's terrible!!!!

Andrew

 

[HOWITIS]

hey, your ass isn't even online on MSN!!!