I'm an idiot.

[MercenaryForHire]

This guy wants to join the Idiot Club.

- M4H

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Yes, I know that you already knew that. I just did something else stupid.

I have a party to go to tonight, so I wanted to get my hair cut. I knew it was Saturday, so the mall (the only place that I know of to get my hair cut) would be a bit crowded. I get there, and it's freaking packed.

I don't know what's going on. Then I get stuck behind some... person... who wants to wait 20 minutes for these people to pull out. Then a guy walks by with a Christmas bag. Then it hits me.

So I leave to go home. 40 minutes later, I'm back.

Can someone explain to me what happened? Why was it empty 40 minutes later?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
The sound like commercial in me does. Perhaps, that it works, but as for me scale it is better, you like. As for Listerine because of me, and murder power isn' of the bacterium which it is related with the taste automatically; Really it is in other mediciny of taste.

Yep. Chaotic's post made even less sense than ^^that^^ did.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Yes, I know that you already knew that. I just did something else stupid.

I have a party to go to tonight, so I wanted to get my hair cut. I knew it was Saturday, so the mall (the only place that I know of to get my hair cut) would be a bit crowded. I get there, and it's freaking packed.

I don't know what's going on. Then I get stuck behind some... person... who wants to wait 20 minutes for these people to pull out. Then a guy walks by with a Christmas bag. Then it hits me.

So I leave to go home. 40 minutes later, I'm back.

Can someone explain to me what happened? Why was it empty 40 minutes later?

Eh, sorry. The bad thing is that I talk like that too.

I went to get a haircut at the mall. I forgot it was Christmas Shopping season, so I was surprised by the large number of people at the mall. While attempting to leave the mall and return home, I got stuck behind a woman in an SUV for about ten minutes. It was during that period of waiting behind the SUV that I realized it was the Christmas Shopping season. I saw a man walking out of the mall with a Christmas bag, which made me realize that it was the shopping season.

Actually getting out of the mall and returning home, normally a ten minute ordeal, took me forty minutes.

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: K1052
1. Open phone book
2. Look under "Barbershops"
3. Find a barbershop that isn't at the mall
4. Profit?

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