I'm an idiot looking for attention

[frankgomez75]

Originally posted by: RBachman
There's something like a 50:1 ratio of females to males among chickens. Roosters are generally kept as breeding stock, though I don't see why you couldn't eat one. Pretty good for a city boy eh?

50:1? Those roosters got it made. Imagine if WE had that ratio! Then all the poor lads here who have to whack it would have a chance! :Q

 

[gsaldivar]

No, but you LOVE the cawk.

 

[SLCentral]

3...2...1...BAN.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75
:roll:

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: akubi
what're you, like.. 8 years old?

... its a serious question. So don't be a jerk. I have always seen people kill and eat chickens but never seen anyone kill and eat a cock. Wondered if anyone here ever has and if it tastes the same as a hen.

You know exactly what you posted and what reaction it would get from people.
Next time if you want a serious answer use the word rooster insteed of cock.

Um.... and you are who? I am using proper english. A cock is a male chicken. Simple as that. I was curious if people here have tried it and whether it tasted any different than a hen.

Knowing that all chickens born can't be female... I assumed there were many cocks. What do farmers do with all of these? Surely they all can't be used just for reproduction. I was curious and wanted to know whether the farmers sold them to restaurants and whether they had the same taste as hens. Or do farmers just kill them?


Some people are a little too wound up. jeez....

I'm Zysoclaplem.
I don't care if you are using proper english or not. I know what a cock is, much better than you I am sure.
You knew exactly what you were doing when you were posting the word cock, and I know it was supposed to be funny, but don't get all huffy when someone decides to compare you to an 8 year old.

ok.. first off I'm not upset by any comments made. If anything I'm just laughing at how serious people get. After all this is an OFF TOPIC section meant to be laid back. So i am pretty much taking all this verbal abuse very lightly.

Took me 1000+ post to get my first flame.... so overall not too bad. Funny... it took a simple word to get peoples panties in a knot. :laugh:

This is not verbal abuse...lol.
If you want verbal abuse, go over to P&N.
I don't care if the word cock comes up in every post you ever make, just expect for someone to say something that's all, and when they do, don't pretend like you didn't choose the word cock instead of rooster for a reason...lol.

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: frankgomez75
Can you eat cock?

Your mom said yes. Well, I think it was yes, but it came out muffled.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: gigapet
ban
execute

Like NOW!

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: RBachman
There's something like a 50:1 ratio of females to males among chickens. Roosters are generally kept as breeding stock, though I don't see why you couldn't eat one. Pretty good for a city boy eh?

50:1? Those roosters got it made. Imagine if WE had that ratio! Then all the poor lads here who have to whack it would have a chance! :Q

Don't be so sure...

 

[frankgomez75]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75
:roll:

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: akubi
what're you, like.. 8 years old?

... its a serious question. So don't be a jerk. I have always seen people kill and eat chickens but never seen anyone kill and eat a cock. Wondered if anyone here ever has and if it tastes the same as a hen.

You know exactly what you posted and what reaction it would get from people.
Next time if you want a serious answer use the word rooster insteed of cock.

Um.... and you are who? I am using proper english. A cock is a male chicken. Simple as that. I was curious if people here have tried it and whether it tasted any different than a hen.

Knowing that all chickens born can't be female... I assumed there were many cocks. What do farmers do with all of these? Surely they all can't be used just for reproduction. I was curious and wanted to know whether the farmers sold them to restaurants and whether they had the same taste as hens. Or do farmers just kill them?


Some people are a little too wound up. jeez....

I'm Zysoclaplem.
I don't care if you are using proper english or not. I know what a cock is, much better than you I am sure.
You knew exactly what you were doing when you were posting the word cock, and I know it was supposed to be funny, but don't get all huffy when someone decides to compare you to an 8 year old.

ok.. first off I'm not upset by any comments made. If anything I'm just laughing at how serious people get. After all this is an OFF TOPIC section meant to be laid back. So i am pretty much taking all this verbal abuse very lightly.

Took me 1000+ post to get my first flame.... so overall not too bad. Funny... it took a simple word to get peoples panties in a knot. :laugh:

This is not verbal abuse...lol.
If you want verbal abuse, go over to P&N.
I don't care if the word cock comes up in every post you ever make, just expect for someone to say something that's all, and when they do, don't pretend like you didn't choose the word cock instead of rooster for a reason...lol.

QFT... :laugh:

Oh well... I guess I must have ruffled some feathers.. hehehe

 

[GasX]

I think I will start a thread about gobbling knobs or maybe pulling boners or perhaps bumming a i love you....

Man, everyone will think I am SOOOOO clever...

 

[OVERKILL]

Originally posted by: frankgomez75
You know..... a rooster? Can you eat them? Does KFC and other chicken restaurants serve them?


Websters definition:

Main Entry: 1cock
Pronunciation: 'käk
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English cok, from Old English cocc, of imitative origin
1 a : the adult male of the domestic fowl (Gallus gallus) b : the male of birds other than the domestic fowl c : WOODCOCK d archaic : the crowing of a cock; also : COCKCROW e : WEATHERCOCK
2 : a device (as a faucet or valve) for regulating the flow of a liquid
3 a : a chief person : LEADER b : a person of spirit and often of a certain swagger or arrogance
4 a : the hammer in the lock of a firearm b : the cocked position of the hammer
5 usually vulgar : PENIS
- cock of the walk : one that dominates a group or situation especially overbearingly

Looks like someone forgot to take there adult pills.
How about a nice vacation?

 

[Roger]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
you could, but I don't.

 

[imported_Ed]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
what? are you in a competition with stormrider for the most pitiful double-entendre lame threads?

:thumbsup:

 

[bmacd]

so who's the cock gobbler?

-=bmacd=-

 

[compudog]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I think I will start a thread about gobbling knobs or maybe pulling boners or perhaps bumming a i love you....

Man, everyone will think I am SOOOOO clever...

Very Clever!

 

[Slew Foot]

Yeah, look in your store for something called a Capon.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: frankgomez75

Originally posted by: akubi
what're you, like.. 8 years old?

... its a serious question. So don't be a jerk. I have always seen people kill and eat chickens but never seen anyone kill and eat a cock. Wondered if anyone here ever has and if it tastes the same as a hen.

You know exactly what you posted and what reaction it would get from people.
Next time if you want a serious answer use the word rooster instead of cock.

I think he likes teh cock though.

 

[olds]

This thread needs to go...

 

[moshquerade]

sure you can, and probably have

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: werk
I'm the cock of the walk!

I gotta have more cowbell, baby!