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I'm about to

CPA

CPA

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tear up the top of my mouth with a bowl of Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch.

Thought you oughta know.
 
i bought the Halloween Limited Edition Cap'n Crunch. the ghosts turn the milk green! its cool, kids loved it.

the only cereal that hurts the roof of my mouth is froot loops.
 
i dunno what is worse for the roof of your mouth: extremely hot pizza or cap'n crunch
 
CPA said:
didn't tear it up as bad as usual. This, of course, means only one thing: I didn't have enough in the bowl. Time for some more.
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Ah, but the more in one bowl means less will be ready and willing to destroy any soft tissues they contact.

If you eat many small bowls, and quickly, you can maximize masochistic pleasure. Otherwise, they get soggy.
 
CPA said:
didn't tear it up as bad as usual. This, of course, means only one thing: I didn't have enough in the bowl. Time for some more.
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I think it means you didn't eat fast enough so it got soggy. FASTER DAMMIT! :twisted:
 
They should make affordable adult retainers to protect that sensitive area, so you can have all the Cap'n Crunch and hot pizza that you can stuff down your gullet.
 
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