I'm about to lose it..

[UglyCasanova]

My roommate (well technically apartmentmate?, but I'm way to sleepy to think about it or care) went out of town last night and didn't turn his alarm clock off. I've been listening to it ever since 9:00 and it's driving me fvcking crazy! His door is locked so I can't turn the blasted thing off, either. Supposedly he was coming back early in the morning, but there is no way in hell that is going to happen. I dunno, but I'm running on about 3 hours of sleep and I'm trying to just pass out but he has the most ANNOYING alarm clock ever, and it is so freaking LOUD.

:|

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
My roommate (well technically apartmentmate?, but I'm way to sleepy to think about it or care) went out of town last night and didn't turn his alarm clock off. I've been listening to it ever since 9:00 and it's driving me fvcking crazy! His door is locked so I can't turn the blasted thing off, either. Supposedly he was coming back early in the morning, but there is no way in hell that is going to happen. I dunno, but I'm running on about 3 hours of sleep and I'm trying to just pass out but he has the most ANNOYING alarm clock ever, and it is so freaking LOUD.

:|

Go throw a fuse in the breaker.

 

[dabuddha]

Just hit the circuit breaker with a hammer to make sure!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Foot + his door, as close to the lock as possible.

Edit - Or breaker, but I prefer property damage when given the choice.

- M4H

 

[ravana]

Go to the fusebox turn it off and then back on....should fix the problem for you.


edit:
damn 3 replies between reply and post.

 

[Lonyo]

Break the door down.

 

[Phoenix86]

Hopefully there are batteries in the alarm clock so you will have to break the door down. :evil:

 

[GasX]

Get up you lazy sack of sh!t!

 

[ggnl]

I've been in the exact same situation, I kicked the door down.

 

[UglyCasanova]

It's university apartments, so for some reason they hide the fusebox/water heater/other stuff in a closet that is locked and we can't open. I could call up the apartment manager, but I've (and other people helped as well, even though they won't admit it) locked my keys in my room 11 times so far this quarter, and the guy is kinda tired of dealing with me.

 

[dquan97]

get a spider to turn it off

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
My roommate (well technically apartmentmate?, but I'm way to sleepy to think about it or care) went out of town last night and didn't turn his alarm clock off. I've been listening to it ever since 9:00 and it's driving me fvcking crazy! His door is locked so I can't turn the blasted thing off, either. Supposedly he was coming back early in the morning, but there is no way in hell that is going to happen. I dunno, but I'm running on about 3 hours of sleep and I'm trying to just pass out but he has the most ANNOYING alarm clock ever, and it is so freaking LOUD.

:|

Where do you live? I'll come over... and when your roomate comes home, I will hold him down, while you kick him repeatedly til he goes limp.

-Max

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Wishing you were Bruce Banner?

 

[FoBoT]

pull a kramer and jam a fork in the outlet nearest the room

the breaker will trip and the alarm will stop

 

[FFactory0x]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
My roommate (well technically apartmentmate?, but I'm way to sleepy to think about it or care) went out of town last night and didn't turn his alarm clock off. I've been listening to it ever since 9:00 and it's driving me fvcking crazy! His door is locked so I can't turn the blasted thing off, either. Supposedly he was coming back early in the morning, but there is no way in hell that is going to happen. I dunno, but I'm running on about 3 hours of sleep and I'm trying to just pass out but he has the most ANNOYING alarm clock ever, and it is so freaking LOUD.

:|

HAHA. My roomate did that twice. The sencond time me and a friend kicked the door in the threw it out our 13th floor window

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Get up you lazy sack of sh!t!

lol

 

[Nitemare]

Shotgun blast to the doorknob area, kick in door, shotgun blast to the alarm clock = problem fixed

 

[xXped0thugXx]

i say kick in his door as well as his teeth

 

[nmcglennon]

Pull the door off its hinges.

 

[nmcglennon]

When your roommate gets back keep your alarm clock on NONSTOP for HOURS

 

[thereds]

sound file?

 

[Wahsapa]

ear plugs

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Update?

- M4H

 

[isekii]

drink some alcohol.
you'll be well rested.

 

[thirdlegstump]

First, take the crap. Then: "eye for an eye + 1."