I'm a Republican. Ask me anything.

[techs]

To save time I will give you a basic understanding of what Republicans believe in:

Obama is a secret Muslim who went to a Madrassa and wants to destroy
America.

Obama was born in Kenya.

The Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the US government and is planning on instituting Sharia law.

Rich people spend all their time and money creating jobs.

Wall Street is perfectly capable of regulating itself.

Only lazy people don't have health insurance.

Big corporations only care about bringing out the best and least expensive products possible.

Political donations need to be kept secret so the donors can remain secret.

Corporations are people. Only better.

If General Motors had gone bankrupt its workers would have been better off.

Everyone can afford college. And if they can't they can borrow the money from their Mom and Dad.

Voter fraud is the only reason that we don't want poor people to vote.

The Environmental Protection Agency hasn't done anything good and corporations would never pollute anything anyway.

Abstinence education works.


Ok, ask away.

Troll thread is obvious. -Admin DrPizza

 

[jackstar7]

Yeah -- no.

 

[bfdd]

You're an idiot. Please stop posting.

 

[thraashman]

To save time I will give you a basic understanding of what Republicans believe in:

Obama is a secret Muslim who went to a Madrassa and wants to destroy
America.

Obama was born in Kenya.

The Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the US government and is planning on instituting Sharia law.

Rich people spend all their time and money creating jobs.

Wall Street is perfectly capable of regulating itself.

Only lazy people don't have health insurance.

Big corporations only care about bringing out the best and least expensive products possible.

Political donations need to be kept secret so the donors can remain secret.

Corporations are people. Only better.

If General Motors had gone bankrupt its workers would have been better off.

Everyone can afford college. And if they can't they can borrow the money from their Mom and Dad.

Voter fraud is the only reason that we don't want poor people to vote.

The Environmental Protection Agency hasn't done anything good and corporations would never pollute anything anyway.

Abstinence education works.


Ok, ask away.

techs, I get the joke, but this is a troll thread and shouldn't be here. Yes there are a few crazy conservatives on here today you've been arguing with. But starting a thread like this makes you worse than them. You should know better.

 

[EagleKeeper]

techs - are you trying to prove you are an idiot?

Your last couple of threads have been leaning heavily in that direction.

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

The sad thing is Conservatives by and large believe all of this. They truly are that stupid.

 

[Texashiker]

I have 10 starving children, can I get some assistance to help take care of them?

I do not want a job, I just want welfare.

 

[techs]

The sad thing is Conservatives by and large believe all of this. They truly are that stupid.

THANK YOU. That was my point.
They TRULY believe this crap.

 

[Matt1970]

Troll thread.

 

[Phokus]

You're an idiot. Please stop posting.

Too bad it's a pretty accurate representation of what republicans believe.

 

[OneOfTheseDays]

Look at the polls that have been conducted about these issues. Republicans by and large believe all of these things. This post is absolutely relevant.

 

[glenn1]

To save time I will give you a basic understanding of what Republicans believe in:

Obama is a secret Muslim who went to a Madrassa and wants to destroy
America.

Obama was born in Kenya.

The Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the US government and is planning on instituting Sharia law.

Rich people spend all their time and money creating jobs.

Wall Street is perfectly capable of regulating itself.

Only lazy people don't have health insurance.

Big corporations only care about bringing out the best and least expensive products possible.

Political donations need to be kept secret so the donors can remain secret.

Corporations are people. Only better.

If General Motors had gone bankrupt its workers would have been better off.

Everyone can afford college. And if they can't they can borrow the money from their Mom and Dad.

Voter fraud is the only reason that we don't want poor people to vote.

The Environmental Protection Agency hasn't done anything good and corporations would never pollute anything anyway.

Abstinence education works.


Ok, ask away.

Okay, I'll play. "So fellow republican, isn't it great that Democrats think we have all these beliefs, and we still beat them in the majority of recent elections?"

 

[cubby1223]

Please disconnect from the internet and never return.

Thank you for your kindness.

 

[bfdd]

See this thread is full of fucking retards. Fact, Republicans do not believe these things. Why? Because just like Democrats, Republicans have various different people under their moniker, not to mention many of those things idiot Democrats believe as well. Secondly idiots confusing Republicans and Conservatives in this thread THEN YOU MORONS AGREE!!! Republicans != Conservative. You can be one or you can be the other or you can be both, but the two are not interchangeable. Fucking retarded the lot of you who aren't ridiculing techs for this asinine troll post.

 

[rudder]

This thread is like an 8.675/10 on the dmmcowen674 bitter about life scale.