Im A Lawyer.....

[JEDIYoda]

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?"

He said, "Why,... Yes I am!"

So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

 

[KK]

:thumbsup:

 

[compnovice]

I chuckled..

 

[ThePresence]

Heh.

 

[compuwiz1]

LOL


Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

I always liked that one.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

lol nice

 

[Corporate Thug]

haha, not bad

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol, not bad

 

[rival]

ha

 

[jadinolf]

15/10

 

[Leros]

I'm not a celebrity, but I still approve this message.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

10/10

 

[JEDIYoda]

Bump...

 

[marulee]

Hahaha...

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahaha

 

[DanTMWTMP]

hhehehehe, I smiled w/ a slightly loud "heh!"

very nice.

 

[SunnyD]

Slow day for me. I didn't get the punch line until I re-read it.

 

[imported_goku]

:laugh:

 

[theeedude]

Hehe, he boinked her. That is funny.

 

[xanis]

Heh. Not too bad. :thumbsup:

 

[eakers]

hey, that one was funny

 

[OutHouse]

lol

this one is worthy to be sent as a email to my friends.

 

[Heller]

NICE

 

[BustaBust]

LOL Sounds like a few women from college when you tell them you're from so and so fraternity..........hoes what can you say?

 

[Viperoni]

haha