I'm a great single guy.

[Mucho]

<-----not so great single guy

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
I'm pretty much the best single guy ever.

I cook
I own a house
I have a good job
I waste money on a fun hobby

I also:

Drink beer

SAME

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
I'm pretty much the best single guy ever.

I cook
I own a house
I have a good job
I waste money on a fun hobby

I also:

Drink beer

I have a girlfriend to cook.
I live with my parents and dont pay rent.
I have a good internship.
I print my own money.

I also:

Only drink bottled water.

 

[maximus maximus]

I am single.
I have my own house <not in this country>
I have a good paying job.
I do not smoke / drink alcohol.
I have my own car.
I do not have any debt.
I have a very good bank balance.

Still a virgin.

 

[Satisfactory]

I'm a great single guy as well. But by that, I mean I'm great at being single.

 

[Spamela]

yeah, it's great coming home to a big empty house
where there's nobody around to hear your lonely sobs
echoing throughout the barren rooms where your
sweetheart & you shared so many happy moments.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
I'm pretty much the best single guy ever.

I cook
I own a house
I have a good job
I waste money on a fun hobby

I also:

Drink beer

I give it a 5/10 at least you waited a couple days

 

[blert]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
I'm pretty much the best single guy ever.

I cook
I own a house
I have a good job
I waste money on a fun hobby

I also:

Drink beer

add "booty calls" to this list and I'm covered...:thumbsup:

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
I am single.
I have my own house <not in this country>
I have a good paying job.
I do not smoke / drink alcohol.
I have my own car.
I do not have any debt.
I have a very good bank balance.

Still a virgin.

wow, in a year when i have graduated i will be in exactly your place, but i have a low bank account and a diverse investment portfolio

 

[KillerAngel]

Originally posted by: Spamela
yeah, it's great coming home to a big empty house
where there's nobody around to hear your lonely sobs
echoing throughout the barren rooms where your
sweetheart & you shared so many happy moments.

LOL

 

[Ricochet]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Because awesome guys like us don't get much action.

Depending on how good your job is, time to change your hobby. Then you won't be so frustrated.

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: KillerAngel

Originally posted by: Spamela
yeah, it's great coming home to a big empty house
where there's nobody around to hear your lonely sobs
echoing throughout the barren rooms where your
sweetheart & you shared so many happy moments.

LOL

You have an admirer Spamela, no need to pout. :thumbsup:

 

[Iron Woode]

I am lonely.

I need to go out more, but I can't.

I need poon.

 

[ViviTheMage]

cryinnnng for attention arent we

 

[SlitheryDee]

I'm a great single guy

I can burn ants with my coke bottle glasses.
My acne is finally under control.
I can say as many as 4 words to the opposite sex without puking.
My mom says I can live here as long as I want.

Yep life doesn't get better than this.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
I'm pretty much the best single guy ever.

I cook
I own a house
I have a good job
I waste money on a fun hobby

I also:

Drink beer

I have a girlfriend to cook.
I live with my parents and dont pay rent.
I have a good internship.
I print my own money.

I also:

Only drink bottled water.

BAN!