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I'm a grandfather!

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Printer Bandit said:
Her parents should tell her this when she grows up and asks what her name means:

A nova is a cataclysmic nuclear explosion caused by the accretion of hydrogen on to the surface of a white dwarf star, which ignites and starts nuclear fusion in a runaway manner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova
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Read the previous replies, they both know, mum is phycisist and dad is astronomer. 🙂

Gramps is a soldier, but very keen on knowledge, especially for his children so they could make better choices than he did.
 
JohnOfSheffield said:
Unlike how you do it in your hometown fathers don't make their daughters pregnant in England.

Sooo... i had my daughter 20+ years ago (and no i won't tell anyone the exact ages of any of my family, first name basis is ok though) she has her daughter being 20+ years...

I'm 40+ which a leader of one platoon in the SAS is.
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So you breed early?
 
QueBert said:
*shhhhhh* if you question him he might perform a knife kill on you from 100 yards. BE CAREFUL he's by far the most dangerous member on ATOT, by far...
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Wow, tough room but it is hard not to chuckle at that.

Anyway.......Congrats John, she is too cute!
 
img] is how you post a picture John, but I wouldn't worry as it doesn't seem to want to work with your host...
 
Narmer said:
So you breed early?
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Most sane people have their children at 20+ (20+ means 20-29) since that is the perfect age to have children.

A wild guess, your parents were way older than that... It'd explain why you cannot even interpret the simplest sentence i write to you, you are fucked up in your head.
 
PlasmaBomb said:
[/ img] is how you post a picture John, but I wouldn't worry as it doesn't seem to want to work with your host...[/QUOTE]

Nah, it doesn't, i tried that and it didn't work, i'll sign up to another host and send the rest of the pics into this thread, there are few good ones, she's only about half an hour old in the one i linked and the others are just random pics.

Thank you.
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JohnOfSheffield said:
Nah, it doesn't, i tried that and it didn't work, i'll sign up to another host and send the rest of the pics into this thread, there are few good ones, she's only about half an hour old in the one i linked and the others are just random pics.

Thank you.
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Turin already got to it... but what to do in future (for here) is hit view image and then link directly to that url with the appropriate flags -

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5613/dscn0394w.jpg
 
Congrats.

Now you have to buy a candy dish and fill it with hard candy. Always offer 1 candy a day, insist on it if the Parent(s) object, but keep an eagle eye on the dish or those kids will eat them all!!
 
JohnOfSheffield said:
You mean with the
flags.. thank you both, it works just fine as you can see in the OP now..

I'll post more pics in this thread as she gets home and i get more pics...
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Yup, with the
flags, or you can click the little icon that looks like a postcard (mountains) and paste the url there.

Excellent. Once again congratulations John. Best wishes to mother and daughter 🙂
 
sandorski said:
Congrats.

Now you have to buy a candy dish and fill it with hard candy. Always offer 1 candy a day, insist on it if the Parent(s) object, but keep an eagle eye on the dish or those kids will eat them all!!
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No, i'm going to be one of those granddads that give them toothpaste instead of candy...

Not really but i do insist on good dental hygiene you kind of learn that when you are in the service, you have enough problems to deal with in a zone without having to worry about your teeth.

Their Mum is military too so, she'll get tapto in the mornings i'm sure. 😉
 
PlasmaBomb said:
Yup, with the
flags, or you can click the little icon that looks like a postcard (mountains) and paste the url there.

Excellent. Once again congratulations John. Best wishes to mother and daughter 🙂
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That's great, it does work and i'll post more as i get them, again, thank you... i know i'm more stupid than usually but i've been up for quite a while just to wait for the call that all are ok.

I'll post one with Jennifer and Nova next, mum and daughter, the women in my life right now.. heh...

God love them, they take after their father and grandfather... 😀
 
JohnOfSheffield said:
Most sane people have their children at 20+ (20+ means 20-29) since that is the perfect age to have children.

A wild guess, your parents were way older than that... It'd explain why you cannot even interpret the simplest sentence i write to you, you are fucked up in your head.
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Will you come from fighting the Taliban and assassinate me?
 
Narmer said:
Will you come from fighting the Taliban and assassinate me?
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Dude, he's so elite he's already assassinated you. You just don't know it yet, that's how quick and efficient he is. Think old Loony Toons cartoons where the Coyote would run 20 feet feet off the cliff before he'd look down. Then he'd realize "OH SHIT!" as he fell to his doom.

Sorry but it's too late for you, I suggest you don't look down.
 
Narmer said:
Will you come from fighting the Taliban and assassinate me?
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This thread is about my grandchild, not about me and most certainly not about you.

It's me letting people who care (and yes there are some) know that i had a grandchild, if you need to troll, choose another thread you piss poor excuse of a man.
 
QueBert said:
Dude, he's so elite he's already assassinated you. You just don't know it yet, that's how quick and efficient he is. Think old Loony Toons cartoons where the Coyote would run 20 feet feet off the cliff before he'd look down. Then he'd realize "OH SHIT!" as he fell to his doom.

Sorry but it's too late for you, I suggest you don't look down.
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I've never reported anyone for trolling, but this one... son, just because i don't agree that Pro wrestling is the toughest sport in the world and took your challenge which you backed right out of... for that you have to troll a thread regarding my grandddaughter.

GROW UP!
 
JohnOfSheffield said:
This thread is about my grandchild, not about me and most certainly not about you.

It's me letting people who care (and yes there are some) know that i had a grandchild, if you need to troll, choose another thread you piss poor excuse of a man.
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Fair enough. You were the one that started with the insults. I'll exit out of this thread. You're still a lying sack of shit, though. I really hope you didn't copy those images from elsewhere (cause it would be really sad). Goodbye.
 
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