I'm a genius :)

[FrontlineWarrior]

where is the any key?

 

[Balt]

Oh my God what have I started?

 

[Brutuskend]

I don't recognize that quote!!

 

[Balt]

I honestly considered putting in a disclaimer: This is not a Simpsons quote.


Note: This is not a Simpsons quote!

 

[KeyserSoze]

THIS ONE IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!

?Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie Spaceballs. But instead, it?s been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy.?

"Lisa: Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?
Homer: Boy, I don?t know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. "


I love Homer.

EDIT: One more

EDIT#2: SCREW IT, JUST GO TO THIS SITE Homer Quotes....too many to post on AT, it's hilarious




KeyserSoze

 

[wnied]

Deeko

Heres one that will shake your foundations of using your cellular phone. There is a code that when pressed, can turn your cellphone into a scanner for cellphone calls, allowing you to listen to them...Figure that one out.

~wnied~

 

[firestar46]

*sugar golden crisp theme music* Homer: "Guess I forgot to put the fog-lights in...D'oh!"

 

[TheOmegaCode]

do you also know where babies come from?

 

[Brutuskend]

I'm going to make up a case sticker with Nelson saying "guts and black stuff inside"

 

[madwoodee]

do do do do do do do do do do! leave a message!! do do do do do do do do do! at the beep <click>

 

[xyyz]

don't they charge like 10-20 cents for each message send and received?