I'm a genius :)

[firestar46]

"This stuff tastes like Grandma!!!"
-Ralph, in reference to Tomacco...best...product...EVER.

 

[firestar46]

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"

 

[ViperSSD]

Ms. Hoover, a worm went into my mouth and i ate it. Can i have another
NO, just go to sleep ralph
Yay, thats where i'm a pirate

 

[JetBlack69]

Me fail english??? That's unpossible!!!!

 

[tweakmm]

<< Me fail english??? That's unpossible!!!! >>


damn you... i was just going to say that

 

[tweakmm]

Homer no function beer well without

 

[Deeko]

....so my doctor said my nose would stop bleeding so much if I kept my finger out of there

 

[Martin]

<< Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabapal were making babies in the closet and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. >>



HOT DOG! We have a weiner!!

 

[Alienwho]

That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.

The happiest day in my life was when the doctor told me that I didn't have worms anymore.

 

[JetBlack69]

<<

<< Me fail english??? That's unpossible!!!! >>


damn you... i was just going to say that >>



Are you as stupid as you look?

Stupid like a fox!!!!!!

 

[Ameesh]

i chu chu chuuuuuse you!

 

[GoldenBear]

<< Are you as stupid as you look?

Stupid like a fox!!!!!! >>

ARG, it's "YOU MUST BE STUPIDER THAN YOU LOOK"

Please refrain from making such errors in the future.

Cletus: AR U SUM KINDA MORE ON?

 

[JetBlack69]

"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."
"Ms. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder."
"I'm Idaho!"
"What's a battle?"
Just thought of some more.

 

[GoldenBear]

And so the happiest day of my life was when I discovered I didn't have worms.

 

[JetBlack69]

<<

<< Are you as stupid as you look?

Stupid like a fox!!!!!! >>

ARG, it's "YOU MUST BE STUPIDER THAN YOU LOOK"

Please refrain from making such errors in the future.

Cletus: AR U SUM KINDA MORE ON? >>



Sorry. The bag was clearly marked. My mistake

 

[madwoodee]

no tv and no beer make homer go somethin somethin

go crazy?

don't mind if i do!! ablkajeroiajzvcazasadj214!#$@#FEMK$#TGKs56sfdg!

 

[DannyLove]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

 

[JetBlack69]

Oh...they have the internet on computers now.

 

[dman]

Mr. Simpson, the Tar Fumes are making me dizzy.

 

[Mangos]

want a cookie?

 

[Brutuskend]

I sleep in a drawer!

 

[KeyserSoze]

"Hello SuperNintendo Chommers" (sp.)


KeyserSoze

 

[rippy]

<< "Hello SuperNintendo Chommers" (sp.)


KeyserSoze >>



ROFL!!! Beat me to it!

 

[urameatball]

"DOH"

 

[Brutuskend]

I feel like such a TOOL!


Lisa "Whats inside you right now?"

Nelson "Gut's...and black stuff!"