I'm 17, short and like mythological beasts...

[Flipped Gazelle]

... is that such a big deal?

It's awkward, being 17. My brother is taller than me, and makes sure I never forget it. I don't have any friends 'cause they're all terrified of his gargantuan stature. :'(

So I dream. I dream of sunshine, and stars, and rainbows. I dream of riding tall on a pure white, virginal unicorn, horn unfettered, and galloping up to the apex of the rainbow and shouting down at my brother, "short people have feelings, too!" :thumbsup:

But worse than all that, is the sound of wild monkey sex emanating from Mom's room, every weekend. :twisted:

Help me, ATOT, you're my only hope!

 

[erikistired]

failody.

 

[vshah]

-i/0

 

[schneiderguy]

My name is schneiderguy and I approve of this thread! :awe:

Your brother sounds like an asshole.

 

[erikistired]

My name is schneiderguy and I approve of this thread! :awe:

Your brother sounds like an asshole.

it's okay, it's shock from the massive amount of denial you are going through.

 

[BoomerD]

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Your brother sounds like an asshole.

He is. Someday, I'll get back at him.

 

[blackdogdeek]

boo-urns

 

[nageov3t]

Your brother sounds like a homo.

fixed :ninja:

 

[Perknose]

Parodies like this should be filed under "eunuch-corn."

If your horse has a horn in the middle of its head, blow it . . . then do something interesting with the horn as well. :awe:

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

http://mingle2.com/dating/unicorn