Illiterate Blog people and the things they "write"...

slick230

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Copied from a random blog on the Interweb...


"pplz hur @ eljaaaay r fukazzz!!!1! i dun undaztandz it @ al.
OMGZ i dun no y al mah frenz r levn meh!!1 itz so0o0o0o00o nawt k3wli3z. i men, wtfux0rz/

i dydn g3t 2 go0o0o0 2 da britneh knz3rt so0o0o0o00oo dat sux0rz so0o0o0o0 loz!!!1! i men, wtf??? my bf andrew wudnt evn bai tik3tz 4 meh so i wuz lyk "wtfz andrew??!?!?!11? i thot u luv3d meh!!!1!" n he go3z "i d0do lUv3rzZzzZZZZZzz u elli3!!11!!!" n i wuz lyk "i no im so00o0o0o0o luvbl3!!" n hiii go3z "yaaa babiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! <32323233333333222222233333333222" n i wuz lyk "wel i duzn mata cuz lyk 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 gaiz <3323 meh MOR DAN U!!!!!!!!1!! n dey wud bai meh tik3tz 2 dah britneh konzert

OMGZ SERA CONERZZZZZZZZZ ON!!!!!!!! SHII ROX. onlii shiiz uglii!!!!! bonz babii out da doa git ^ n m000v dun mek meh akt da f00!!11 juz get ya stufz boi cuz im tyrd of hiirin all ur laiz!!!1 babii boi i no ul nevaa fid no0o0o0 stufz as gud as myn!!!!!!!!!!11! u mad ur bed n nau u haf2 sliip w/ meh babiii!!!!!!11!! i saw u der w/ myn on iiz!!!11!! JUZ BONZ!!!!!!!1!! omgz diz s0n r0x0rz azzzzZZZZZzz!!1!1! omgz loli3z im so0o00o herdc0rrr."


WHAT FVCKING LANGUAGE IS THIS??? ANYONE WHO WRITES OR TYPES LIKE THIS SHOULD BE RUN OVER BY A STEAMROLLER!


*** Linkified, for those that want to punish their eyes.

Oh, and be sure to check out the comments other people leave. They are fricken HI-LA-RI-OUS!!
 

Ns1

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rofl

i don't know what's more pathetic, that person typing liek that or me being able to read it
 

TheChort

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Originally posted by: slick230
Originally posted by: TheChort
still no link...

waiting

hmmm... while i wait :beer:

Look again. And put down the beer, it's affecting your vision.

Actually, I haven't had any yet (unfortunately)
But I did forget to check your original post.
Thanks.
 

imported_Phil

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Looks like the language of the b@stard love-child of Hex and German. Goddamnit I hate teens that write like this.
I've finally managed to get my 17yr old sister to stop typing like a moron; I refuse to reply to her emails and texts until she writes in plain English that doesn't make me feel like my head is going to explode when I "read" it.

[Edit]
OMGZ i dun no y al mah frenz r levn meh!!1

I just managed to work out what that means. Clueless blogger.
 

Amorphus

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could you copy/paste it over here? the filter blocks livejournal :frown:

well, actually, it's not all too bad. but now it's blocking Google cache, too. :|