Illinois makes Evil Tobacco pay!

[Tominator]

Yep, that's right. A settlement has finally been reached with hundreds of thousands of dollars in Tobacco Money being distributed to those that fell under the spell of that evil weed!

Several years ago, my wife and I filled out a survey and became litigants against Evil Tobacco....and it finally paid off!

The State Of Illinois has paid the proceeds to it's Citizens!

So tomorrow morning I'm going to take the six dollars we won and put another six or so with it and take my wife out for breakfast....

I'm not kidding! I have a chack in my hand! Maybe I'll retire...maybe not. Decisions, decisions...

 

[403Forbidden]

you got ripped if you only got six...I know people that got alot more than
a lousy six

 

[Tominator]

I heard some got as much as $6.50....

 

[JellyBaby]

Congrats, Tominator!

Your story made me rethink my participation in the "people vs. US Bancorp" class-action lawsuit. I have the form lurking around here somewhere. Just need to fill it out for my ~$6.50 entitlement to be mine, too!

 

[ForeverSilky]

<< I heard some got as much as $6.50.... >>


Well I'll be.

 

[yakko]

Congratulations Tominator. It is always nice to see people get money they don't deserve for their own stupidity.

 

[Tominator]

JellyBaby...Isn't it nice to be monetarily independent? Only those with the forethought and the knowledge are able to completely tell everyone else....Na Na Na Na!😀