I personally screwed up those votes in Florida so that while the country was busy counting and recounting and revoting, I could buy more time to take over the United States. Right now I have a bunch of tanks of gasoline and an ancient VW. I got it set up so I can just drive towards the Capitol, jump out before it hits, and claim my rule of this strip of North America upon the ashes of the old oppressor. Oh, and seeing how I didn't even get a blip on the voter radar, you all are going to work double slave shifts. Have a nice day.
