Control the liberals in...
nothing but his bra and panties
By shouting through his Mr. Microphone DPC! DPC! DPC!........ until
Dan C gently tapped him on the head with a sledgehammer.....
And showed him the error of his ways, causing him to........
Assimilate all four state owned computers to crack for Team AnandTech, and make Dan C......
President of Cuba, which is now known as.....
Borg Island, Home of the.........
24/7 Nude Crack Beach, Dan Celebrated by........