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If you're going to post a scroll, wouldnt you at least put some effort into making it correct?

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Everything else is correct, but we need to make a few corrections.

3. PAB takes chain saw to dining room table

I didnt use a chainsaw, it was already broken. I merely flipped it and broke the one bad leg.

17. Auto Auction mechanics suck. PAB threatens bodily injury. (thanks Eagle Keeper) Link

A mechanic didnt do anything wrong here. Another dealer tampered with the car to try to get a better deal.

28. Craigslist sucks (thanks Thomsbrain) Link

How did I claim craigslist sucked in that link? Please elaborate.

36. PAB sucks, pwned on another stupid post (thanks EagleKeeper) Link

How did I get pwned? It was my friend who made the quote. I'm quite secure in my virginity.
 
Your virginity is the reason your thought processes are all screwed up. A well-oiled machine runs much smoother. Your gears are rusted and seized up. Oh, and you're a tool. 😛
 
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Four items were "incorrect". Glad to see you've confirmed the other 32.
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The other 32 are things that actually happened, like the bank wanting to close my account, the tax collector screwing up the taxes, and all the other stupid incredulous crap that I have to deal with.
 
Attention whoring FTL! :|

Oh, yes, and you have totally fscking asked for it, this time, by posting this thread. This is a tough crowd here, and I doubt they're gonna show much mercy.

lawn chair/
beer/
peanuts/
cheerleaders/

And can someone get that pie in the face game going, over there? This is gonna be a real circus. :shocked:
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Your virginity is the reason your thought processes are all screwed up. A well-oiled machine runs much smoother. Your gears are rusted and seized up. Oh, and you're a tool. 😛
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I couldn't help but chuckle.
 
If you're going to post a thread, couldn't you put some effort into making it truthful, interesting, and remotely amusing? That last part isn't supposed to include ritual self-pwnage. Don't forget to throw in a side order of grammar, spelling and all that jazz.

In other words, not a rehash of your usual train wrecks...
 
Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
Can we get all PAB threads marked with an asterisk so I don?t accidentally click them?
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😕 um...it tells you who created the thread...just don't look at threads created by PAB
 
You're a virgin. God, that explains it all. No offense to virgins, I have mad respect for those who have the will power to chose to wait. With you though I have a feeling you have no choice in the matter. I suspect any self respecting woman, and hell, even the skanky un-self respecting ones don't want anything to do with you.

I do admire your seemingly honest take on that though. You do get points for that.

I gotta ask, even hookers have turned you down, am I right?

<____Awaits PAB's "I LOVE MY HOOKER!" thread.
 
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