If you're going to flash your penis make sure it's tattooed?

[Locut0s]

http://www.inquisitr.com/29022...o-penis-lizard-tattoo/

 

[Q]

Who wants to click first?

 

[Kadarin]

Here's the text:

A UK man accused of flashing a female train guard has been cleared of all charges because of the tattoo of a lizard on his penis.

A female train guard accused 28 year old Barry Kenny of flashing his penis to herself and others while intoxicated on the train ride from Newcastle to Hartlepool. But the woman had not mentioned anything unusual about Kenny?s member.

Barry Kenny?s attorney managed to get the charges of indecent exposure dropped after Kenny was allowed to expose himself in court for magistrates to see that clearly, his accuser would have mentioned the tattoo had she really seen him expose himself on the train.

 

[Joemonkey]

so, chick says "guy flashed his dick and i want to press charges" and guy says "tell me what my dick looks like" and she says "like a dick" and he says "WRONG!! Like a lizard!" and gets acquitted because she didn't take a magnifying glass to it when she was flashed?

k

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
Here's the text:

A UK man accused of flashing a female train guard has been cleared of all charges because of the tattoo of a lizard on his penis.

A female train guard accused 28 year old Barry Kenny of flashing his penis to herself and others while intoxicated on the train ride from Newcastle to Hartlepool. But the woman had not mentioned anything unusual about Kenny?s member.

Barry Kenny?s attorney managed to get the charges of indecent exposure dropped after Kenny was allowed to expose himself in court for magistrates to see that clearly, his accuser would have mentioned the tattoo had she really seen him expose himself on the train.

"Brilliant!"

 

[TehMac]

British justice is awesome. It's so clinical and skeptical.

edit: when it actually works. Too bad there are nutty judges saying "sharia is compatiable with Western law."

yea right, a justice system derived from a bunch of sexually starved religious tyrants is compatible with democratic process. :roll:

 

[SirStev0]

i clicked. i ain't scarred.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
Here's the text:

A UK man accused of flashing a female train guard has been cleared of all charges because of the tattoo of a lizard on his penis.

A female train guard accused 28 year old Barry Kenny of flashing his penis to herself and others while intoxicated on the train ride from Newcastle to Hartlepool. But the woman had not mentioned anything unusual about Kenny?s member.

Barry Kenny?s attorney managed to get the charges of indecent exposure dropped after Kenny was allowed to expose himself in court for magistrates to see that clearly, his accuser would have mentioned the tattoo had she really seen him expose himself on the train.

LOL. That's gold.

 

[Fritzo]

Wanna see my tattoo?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
so, chick says "guy flashed his dick and i want to press charges" and guy says "tell me what my dick looks like" and she says "like a dick" and he says "WRONG!! Like a lizard!" and gets acquitted because she didn't take a magnifying glass to it when she was flashed?

k

exactly, aka he had a great attorney.