If youre a psychopath, you like your coffee black

[blackangst1]

Or so says this study.

Psychopaths take their coffee in one certain way, study finds (msn.com)

If you like your coffee black, you may be someone who prefers strong flavours, takes good care of their health, or just wants to drink their coffee the way it’s supposed to be drunk. .

Or, you may be a psychopath.

I drink my coffee with creamer, namely Coffee Mate regular. I cant get away from it. Im also a coffee snob, preferring beans from Africa . But I cant escape the creamer. I generally order from La Colombe | Fresh Roasted Coffee, and the First-Ever Draft Latte – La Colombe Coffee Roasters

 

[highland145]

Hi.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

I had a employee tell me this about 4yrs ago. She was into horror movies, serial killers, all that jazz. She told me I'm a psychopath because I drink my coffee black. The study is from 2015. I took one of those dumb tests that said I am a community psychopath. It defined it as pillar of the community type that would kill outsiders threatening their tribe without remorse. Or something like that, it's been a few years. Anyways, I have no recollection of that senator.

 

[Captante]

I am a community psychopath

User-name checks out!

 

[repoman0]

I drink my coffee with creamer ... Im also a coffee snob

Nope. Does not compute

 

[DAPUNISHER]

User-name checks out!

I have no recollection of that senator.

 

[sandorski]

Black with lots of sugar.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Nope. Does not compute

First thing I learned on a coffee plantation tour in Costa Rica many years ago, was that the correct way to drink it was black. We were invited to the room where the testers were doing their thing. Slurping it by the spoonful then making notes.

 

[MrSquished]

Cream with one sugar. I got 99 problems but being a psychopath ain't one.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Cream with one sugar. I got 99 problems but being a psychopath ain't one.

That's exactly what a serial killer would say! Trying to throw us off the trail!

 

[KMFJD]

no sugar, but i need milk or 5% cream except if it's a shot of espresso

 

[BoomerD]

I like my coffee like I like my women...ground up and in the freezer...

 

[WelshBloke]

Espresso, no milk, no sugar.
Mainly because I'm fundamentally lazy and can't be arsed to froth milk or find sugar and I've got used to it that way now!

 

[cytg111]

Oh shit. Sucks to be you guys I guess.

 

[BudAshes]

I little cream in the coffee is good but black is good as well. Fake creamer on the other hand and you may as well just piss in it.

 

[lxskllr]

If you like your coffee black, you may be someone who prefers strong flavours, takes good care of their health, or just wants to drink their coffee the way it’s supposed to be drunk. .

Or, you may be a psychopath.

They aren't mutually exclusive. 999/1000 I drink it black. The other times are with Irish cream.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm literally drinking a black coffee right now lol.

 

[JM Aggie08]

If your coffee needs creamer or sugar, either:

Your coffee is shit.
You don't like coffee and just want caffeine.

 

[highland145]

Probably 80% here.

 

[pmv]

I do like my coffee very strong, but the only reason I often have it black is because I'm too disorganised to always ensure I have (non-curdled) milk in the fridge.

Is a lack of organisational ability a sign of psychopathy?

(I'd have thought it would be the opposite, really, at least if the fictional depiction of psychopaths is to be believed)

 

[sandorski]

If your coffee needs creamer or sugar, either:

Your coffee is shit.
You don't like coffee and just want caffeine.

I like sweet Coffee. Unsweetened Coffee is shit.

 

[Captante]

Mid-pandemic I was forced to switch mostly to green tea for my daily caffeine intake because the acid in coffee was trashing my stomach.

I used to take my coffee DARK (but not black) with a very small shot of whole milk to cut the acid and no sugar, but now that I drink it so rarely I tend to get "girly-drinks" like Starbucks white-chocolate Macchiato's. (still with minimal extra sugar though)

 

[dullard]

I started drinking coffee later in life. No reason to learn to like it with all the sugar and calories that other people use. So I just started to drink it black. I love this relevant scene:

 

[RPD]

Can drink it black, otherwise it almost always a little bit of heavy cream. Also game changer if you take creatine, mix it with your coffee and you won't forget taking it.

 

[WelshBloke]

I like sweet Coffee. Unsweetened Coffee is shit.

You don't like coffee, you just haven't realised that yet. :Colbert: