If your wife/GF made you choose between watching sports, or her, which would you choose?

[Reckoner]

Sports are fun, you get to watch them with people of similar interests, and you get to consume lots and lots of alchohol. They don't nag, they don't withhold sex (porno ftw!), and it's an excuse to order takeout. Sports in a landslide!

 

[Wapp]

My wife watches football with me, during commercials she'll make homemade chocolatechip cookies, and blow me.

 

[yllus]

Sports. I can find another woman who'd be more accomodating than someone that demanding.

 

[djheater]

I've never been more than marginally interested in sports.
I've not yet stopped being interested in sex.

 

[PrinceofWands]

I have no interest in sports, so I think my answer is obvious.

 

[DeadByDawn]

Originally posted by: Wapp
My wife watches football with me, during commercials she'll make homemade chocolatechip cookies, and blow me.

Does she have a sister?

 

[wyvrn]

Sports.

 

[Reckoner]

How about something a little more general then. What if you had to choose between your favorite hobby, and the old hag. What then?

 

[Krazy4Real]

I like watching football with the lady. She gets into it just like me.

 

[vi edit]

My wife checks my fantasy teams each morning to see how I'm doing and makes suggestions for free agent pickups.

 

[slsmnaz]

Sports easily. It's always a qualifier on dates to see if she's worthy.

 

[Reckoner]

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
I like watching football with the lady. She gets into it just like me.

Damn man, you're one lucky sob.

 

[mugs]

Wait, what am I watching her do? The dishes? Strip nekkid?

What sport?

She watches hockey with me (although like most women she can be annoying to watch sports with because she doesn't understand the sport that well)

 

[FoBoT]

i don't watch "sports"

 

[lokiju]

I don't care enough about sports to watch them on TV.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: yllus
Sports. I can find another woman who'd be more accomodating than someone that demanding.

Fantasy's do not count:Q

 

[Sqube]

If she's trying to keep you from something you enjoy (assuming you enjoy watching sports) then you shouldn't be with her anyway. Her controlling your sports-watching habits is only the tip of a nagging, bitching, whining, moaning, complaining, make-you-go-so-crazy-you-chop-her-up-with-an-axe type of iceberg.

 

[j00fek]

no wife, ill watch sports when where how i want

 

[AMDZen]

You shouldn't have to choose. A wife/gf who won't let you watch your team on Sunday would have to go - she would no better then to bother me except during commecials. Obviously the 'wife' would never become my wife, and the gf would get ditched for her friend who likes sports and is better in bed any way

 

[Chrono]

It's okay to give in to your wife once in a while but you gotta put your foot down sometimes in order to get respect. Stop being whooped you sonavabitch.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: Wapp
My wife watches football with me, during commercials she'll make homemade chocolatechip cookies, and blow me.

sounds exhilerating

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
I have no interest in sports, so I think my answer is obvious.

same here

 

[Maxspeed996]

I never watch sports...I think the only time I do is when the SuperBowl is on....and then it's just an excuse to drink beer and hang out with friends.
Now Drag Racing....Formula 1 or Superbike racing....she'd better not get in the way.
However....Saturday she did get this sexy white little lacy deal with these white stockings......now if she had that on...she could distract me. That was her whole reason behind getting it too.....B-otch knows her stuff.....guess that's why I married her.

 

[Reckoner]

Originally posted by: Maxspeed996
I never watch sports...I think the only time I do is when the SuperBowl is on....and then it's just an excuse to drink beer and hang out with friends.
Now Drag Racing....Formula 1 or Superbike racing....she'd better not get in the way.
However....Saturday she did get this sexy white little lacy deal with these white stockings......now if she had that on...she could distract me. That was her whole reason behind getting it too.....B-otch knows her stuff.....guess that's why I married her.

Pics?

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: lokiju
I don't care enough about sports to watch them on TV.