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If you would commit suicide, how would you do it???

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Originally posted by: RCN
It would be found out. Some libbie asshat would find out your gun wasn't loaded and want the cops prosecuted for shooting an unarmed man.

Seriously though.....it would not matter to most cops if the shooting was justified or not....

Fine, I'd kill Anne Coulter, and then get killed by the cops. No liberal would dare criticize them for that.
 
Pack a train full of explosives and collide into a Parliament building on November 5th...













Or something less painful, lethal injection?
 
Originally posted by: lektrix
Pack a train full of explosives and collide into a Parliament building on November 5th...
in protest of the minimum fat content for grade A beef?
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: RCN
It would be found out. Some libbie asshat would find out your gun wasn't loaded and want the cops prosecuted for shooting an unarmed man.

Seriously though.....it would not matter to most cops if the shooting was justified or not....

Fine, I'd kill Anne Coulter, and then get killed by the cops. No liberal would dare criticize them for that.

but she is one of only a couple of right wing nuts we have...........

Anyway lunatic politics aside my point was that a shooting whether justified or not weighs heavily on most people.....

oh and I :heart: Anne Coulter...please don't shoot her on your way out.........but you're wrong about the libs. They would say "how many of your own have to be killed before you think about gun control"...
 
Base jumping into a crowd with high explosives strapped on, pressing the little red button at just the right time for the perfect crowd to splatter ratio.
 
First, I would get drunk, to lower my inhibition. That would assure I would be more likely to go though with it.

Then, I would take my freshly-sharpened Dexter high-carbon chinese cleaver (It is sharpened to a 10 degree angle on a set of Japanese waterstones. The edge shines like a mirror. Scary sharp. I have a bald spot on my left calf to prove it.), press the tip right below my right ear, and with slow and steady pressure draw it across the underside of my throat until it reached my left ear. I would repeat until I passed out (probably within 5 seconds or so). Outside. It is raining outside, so the blood would wash away down the gutter. It is pretty difficult to f*ck that one up.

Otherwise, I'd hang myself. Just jump off of a bridge with a noose around my neck and a structural support. Like Bungie jumping but no *BOING*, just the snap of my neck. Granted, some poor schmuck would have to cut me down, but it would be similarly effective and would require a simple hop off the edge, not a sustained deep cut.

Not very glamorous, I admit. But when you just wish you could disapear, simply and quietly remove yourself from the realm of the living, why make a spectacle of your death?


A freind of a freind ****** up an O.D.. THAT sucks. Permanant braind damage and loss of personality for the rest of their days. Their family and freinds get to watch them walk around like a shell of the person they once were. They don't even have the wherewithall to finish the job.




Well, g'night all!
 
Originally posted by: kirkaptain
They don't even have the wherewithall to finish the job.

I would have to.. I couldn't let a friend/relative live like that. Especially one that didn't want sa normal life...
 
Originally posted by: rubix
car exhaust fumes in a confined space. you'll pass out and it will be like you're going to sleep with no mess either (hint: use the bathroom first). but make sure no one can find you before you're dead or you'll wake up retarded. but then you get free ice cream so it all works out anyway.

:thumbsup:

turn on your favorite cd while youre at it and chill til the end
 
Make it accidental. Wait for a rainy day or something, and crash into your favorite tree/pole and stupidly high speeds- that way, no one feels guilty (tree's fault), and none of your loved ones have to wonder why you did it.
 
Originally posted by: timosyy
Make it accidental. Wait for a rainy day or something, and crash into your favorite tree/pole and stupidly high speeds- that way, no one feels guilty (tree's fault), and none of your loved ones have to wonder why you did it.

no guarantee of death.....

 
"Sixteen hours after deciding to end it
all and writing the note, I realized that
my plan for a slow, but painless death of
suicide by masturbation was not working."

:Q 😕 😉

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Meh, suicide is the only real way to go. Maybe like Hunter S Thompson.

However, i do want the pleasure to know that i've traumatized someone for life just before i die, so maybe something gorish.
 
With the serious issues of suicide today and people using the internet to make suicide pacts, this thread should be locked and deleted.
 
Originally posted by: classy
With the serious issues of suicide today and people using the internet to make suicide pacts, this thread should be locked and deleted.
At least give an answer..................ok I'll guess.

You would invite a bunch of rednecks to a PBR kegger at 9:00pm having hung yourself at the location 10 minutes prior but only after lighting a cross and calling the police to report a lynching.

Way to get back at the man!
 
Originally posted by: RCN
Originally posted by: classy
With the serious issues of suicide today and people using the internet to make suicide pacts, this thread should be locked and deleted.
At least give an answer..................ok I'll guess.

You would invite a bunch of rednecks to a PBR kegger at 9:00pm having hung yourself at the location 10 minutes prior but only after lighting a cross and calling the police to report a lynching.

Way to get back at the man!

I don't think you understand. Suicide is a very serious problem now and the internet has become a vehicle in which folks are using to commit suicide. I don't think making suicide threads giving suggestions is appropiate, not to mention that law enforcement folks are starting to checkout such sites.
 
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