If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!

[leftyman]

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you,
so-called Arthur king, you and all your silly English kaniggets.

your thoughts?

 

[OmahaTaz]

"I fart in your general direction."

 

[Runes911]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: OmahaTaz
"I fart in your general direction."

WWYBYWB?

 

[RedCOMET]

"She turned me into a newt."

 

[Runes911]

"A newt??"

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: Runes911
"A newt??"

I got better...

 

[daniel1113]

My name is... Tim?

 

[40Hands]

And if you come back again, I will taunt you a second time!

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: OmahaTaz
"I fart in your general direction."

wow great first post

 

[DivideBYZero]

It's just a flesh wound.

 

[conjur]

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some Watery Tart threw a sword at you!"



And I believe the Tim quote is: "There are some who call me......Tim?"

 

[Armitage]

Let me face the peril!

 

[OmahaTaz]

Yes, My first Post! I have been lurking for like 9 Months, but this was too good to pass up!
As it works out, My gf recently bought me a Monty Python "It's just a flesh wound" T-Shirt, that I wore to work for the first time today. And I come here and see this post! OMG it is like a sign from God or something! Such symmetry, the planets must be aligning in my favor, I think I will go purchase a Powerball Ticket! hahahahaha!

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: OmahaTaz

not so good 2nd post though

 

[nakedfrog]

Must be a king.

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Must be a king.

Why?

 

[Steve]

"Spank me!"
"Spank me!"
"Yes, you must all spank us well. And then after the spanking..."

 

[JRich]

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Must be a king.

Why?

He hasn't got sh!t all over him.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: sm8000
"Spank me!"
"Spank me!"
"Yes, you must all spank us well. And then after the spanking..."

The oral sex!!!

 

[ThEFeAR]

"Maybe if we built a giant wooden badger......"

 

[oboeguy]

Saw "Spamalot" the musical a couple of weeks ago. My throat was sore from laughing so much.

 

[NatePo717]

:music:We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able
We're opera mad in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot
In war we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.:music:

ARTHUR: Well, on second thoughts, let's not go to Camelot -- it is
a silly place.

 

[Spineshank]

"I almost wet my armor i was so scared"