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If you were to be sentenced to death

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Hope you guys realize that if you die too easy, you get reincarnated as Rosie O'Donnel's thong.
 
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Hope you guys realize that if you die too easy, you get reincarnated as Rosie O'Donnel's thong.
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I would like to change my request to being thrown off a bridge into a shallow pool of ravenous crocodiles.
 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Naked girl avalanche.

I'm going to keep saying it in hopes it comes true one day.

KT
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You keep on wishing, and one day you're going to be assisting one of those 600lb girls that need cut out of their house to get to the hospital, and the gurney will give way with you underneath.
 
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Hope you guys realize that if you die too easy, you get reincarnated as Rosie O'Donnel's thong.
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In that case, I'll take a propane torch starting at the toes...
 
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Hope you guys realize that if you die too easy, you get reincarnated as Rosie O'Donnel's thong.
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I would like to change my request to being thrown off a bridge into a shallow pool of ravenous crocodiles.
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Hope you guys realize that if you die too easy, you get reincarnated as Rosie O'Donnel's thong.
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If you choose execution by Rosie O'Donnell snoo snoo are you reincarnated as Nicole Kidman's thong?
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: geno
Is it possible to die from getting too many BJs in a row?
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It wouldn't be as much fun as it sounds like 🙁
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You do realize the only way to die from that is by having your dick knawed off some much that you bleed to death. But whatever floats your boat...
 
Sixteen hours after deciding on the method of my death, I realized that
my plan for a slow, but painless death of by masturbation was not working. :Q 😕 😉

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
I would like to be sentenced to death by old age.

Basically they just let me live my life and then cheer when my heart fails or something.
 
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