If you were the President

[mrSHEiK124]

Personally? I'd fly the flag at half staff when I ran out of OJ or soda, and declare it a national tragedy.

 

[Goosemaster]

The flag sh!t is bullsh!t.

I'd personally make sure that as much competant serach and rescue personel as possible would be down there right now.

 

[corpseofworms]

Nuke France
Assassinate Ted Kennedy
Amendment banning gay marraige
Switch America to metric system
Get rid of the welfare system
Get rid of social security

Don't like it? Don't vote for me.

 

[aircooled]

I'd find a chubby intern and ask her to blow me.

 

[Taggart]

Originally posted by: corpseofworms

Assassinate Ted Kennedy

Switch America to metric system
Get rid of the welfare system
Get rid of social security

Don't like it? Don't vote for me.

I agree.

I would also assasinate Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: aircooled
I'd find a chubby intern and ask her to blow me.

giggity.

 

[corpseofworms]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: aircooled
I'd find a chubby intern and ask her to blow me.

giggity.

Clinton'd/10

 

[OdiN]

I would have the OP arrested and thrown in solitary.

 

[spaceman]

play rise of nations for real.

 

[CKent]

I'd say "amen", "praise jesus" and "let's keel us some e-rackees!" a lot. Oh wait, do you mean if I were this president?

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Nuke France
Assassinate Ted Kennedy
Amendment banning gay marraige
Switch America to metric system
Get rid of the welfare system
Get rid of social security

Don't like it? Don't vote for me.

You gay-hating, i love you-bashing, illiterate piece of shi[/i]t!

 

[BlackAdam]

Call up Samsung personally and tell them I want the biggest TV ever... get DirecTV in the Oval Office... NFL Sunday Ticket... profit!

 

[corpseofworms]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: corpseofworms
Nuke France
Assassinate Ted Kennedy
Amendment banning gay marraige
Switch America to metric system
Get rid of the welfare system
Get rid of social security

Don't like it? Don't vote for me.

You gay-hating, i love you-bashing, illiterate piece of shi[/i]t!

Hey. . . um. . . I can read!

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: OdiN
I would have the OP arrested and thrown in Gitmo.

It's the popular thing to do now.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
The flag sh!t is bullsh!t.

I'd personally make sure that as much competant serach and rescue personel as possible [B}would be down there right now[/b].

Don't get all worked up, I don't mean if you were president NOW under these conditions with Katrina aftermath etc.

 

[chrisms]

I'd implement just about every policy of the libertarian party.

Even though that stupid political test called me a strong democrat.

 

[Umberger]

not care about black people

/kanye refrence

 

[2cpuminimum]

I would switch the military and all federal government buildings over to renewable energy, give military recruits education classes, and send military personel to fill teaching positions, since there haven't been any significant military threats to the safety of the nation in about thirty years, and that way no one whines about lost jobs due to base closings if you convert the bases to schools.

 

[nageov3t]

I'd ask John McCain to be my VP and then subsequently resign.

 

[KK]

I'd make masturbating the national past time.